Okay, so euphemisms that annoy me to all heck? Let's see.
Me and my friend got into this one time. But then again, it was two in the morning, we were watching Labryinth with David Bowie, were a bit on a coffee high and weren't going to bed anytime soon.
We started to talk about the euphemisms that people used.
Here's a list:
Brests: Orbs of wonderment, creamy moutains of flesh
Erm, not to insult any one, penis: Rod of manhood, shaft of pleasure, burgering arousal, ect.
sex: has already been well covered.
I had more, but I can't remember them now. They annoy me while making me cackle insanely.