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Sad but true. The stupid is strong in the media these days.

May the farce be with you.

My former boss used to have a cat she named Mottle.

Only rookies are exuberant at stupid o'clock in the morning.

Barracks Graffiti Eaten by aliens, gave them cramps. By Interstellar travel, met my gramps. Far in system, let’s just stay. The bars are swank and gay. Tour done, sign me up again Another, if I live, I win Things are better, way out here Just pour me another Altarian beer.

No, his name is Ken. They are often a couple.

Karen is the termagant of this era. Sometimes I wonder if spoiled and entitled can be spread by a virus like the flu or, perhaps, herpes. No Karen, your debit card does grant you authority to make company policy.

This thread is why they won't let me keep my rocket launcher. 😪

Freewill by Rush from Permanent Waves (1980) Lyrics by Neil Pearth There are those who think that life has nothing left to chance A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance A planet of playthings, we dance on the strings of powers we cannot perceive The stars aren't aligned or the Gods are malign, blame is better to give than receive You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill There are those who think that they were dealt a losing hand The cards were stacked against them they weren't born in Lotus Land All preordained, a prisoner in chains, a victim of venomous fate Kicked in the face, you can pray for a place, in heaven's unearthly estate You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill Each of us, a cell of awareness, imperfect and incomplete Genetic blends with uncertain ends on a fortune hunt that's far too fleet You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill

Love them or hate them, many of the most successful politicians often have orotund oration styles. It’s how they get people excited about the big nothing they will do when they scam their way into office to line their pockets and those of their backers.

Shaving is not the only use of razors. Here are two razors everyone should be familiar with. Occam's Razor Hanlon's Razor Best bookmark these two, kids. There's a test everyday called life.

Fried okra is good, but gumbo is divine.

One of the culinary joys in my part of the south is a complex stew, collectively known as gumbo. Everyone's recipe is a little different, but it is the first, best destiny for okra. It starts with a roux, onions, bell peppers and celery, can then go to chicken and sausage or seafood. Done right, it is spectacular. To do gumbo right, requires Andouille sausage.

Yeah, but that's cheating.

The babysitter is often a boy's first crush, extensively documented by Nifty in some truly cringeworthy stories. 🤒

It takes a solid punch to knock out a bicuspid, but it can be done.

Just east of Vicksburg, MS on I-20 is a little town called Bovina. Set between the Big Black River and the Vicksburg bluffs, it is a nice rustic setting for getting away from everything except mosquitoes.

I went to a family gathering and saw people I haven't seen in years. I'd lost 80 pounds, which was a shock for most. One of my cousins from Ocean Springs was just a wee lad last time I saw him, but now he's a teenager, two inches taller than me. It must be something in the water on the Gulf Coast.

The first round draft pick for any NFL team can cause a seismic shift in their fortunes. Whether it's for good or ill will always be a gamble. Sometimes your 7th round pick might turn out better than the 1st pick in the 1st round. Pictured: top Johnny Manziel, Cleveland's 1st Pick, 2014. Below: Brock Purdy, 49er's 7th round pick, 2021.

He was having fun. That's a kitten playing big game hunter. There is nothing at all surreptitious about the way my cats remind me when it's supper time. At six o'clock, all five are so insistent, there's nothing I can do but feed them or trip over them.

Anybody can be a lunkhead on any given day. If you follow sports, you'll get the idea.

He's right. Skeeters hunt with their sense of smell. The smellier you are, the more they'll swarm you.