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Mark's Poem Archive - 6. Oh What A Pickle!
Oh what a Pickle!
I’m a Yorkshire lad, with Yorkshire slang;
Sitting here pondering, on just who I am;
Now I am possibly bi, or just could be gay;
But I know that I am not straight by the way!
Some women have beauty and some have a grace;
But in a porn movie they are just in your face;
Fake boobs like balloons, are all swollen and nasty;
And between their legs, is gross and just ghastly!
On the other hand women make excellent friends;
Shopping for clothes, and latest trends;
They have all the goss, on celebs and more;
And a glimmering smile is what I adore.
But then men are the strength, like the hunters of old;
Like a knight on a steed so strong and so bold,
Their kisses and hugs are tangy and sweet,
And I’m winking here, thinking of those hunks of meat.
I think I know... well I’m quite sure I do;
And reading this through, gave me kind of a clue;
Oh I’m gay alright! I shout out with glee;
Now I’ll get on with just being me...
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