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Poetry posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
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Mark's Poem Archive - 6. Oh What A Pickle!

Oh what a Pickle!

I’m a Yorkshire lad, with Yorkshire slang;

Sitting here pondering, on just who I am;

Now I am possibly bi, or just could be gay;

But I know that I am not straight by the way!

 

Some women have beauty and some have a grace;

But in a porn movie they are just in your face;

Fake boobs like balloons, are all swollen and nasty;

And between their legs, is gross and just ghastly!

 

On the other hand women make excellent friends;

Shopping for clothes, and latest trends;

They have all the goss, on celebs and more;

And a glimmering smile is what I adore.

 

But then men are the strength, like the hunters of old;

Like a knight on a steed so strong and so bold,

Their kisses and hugs are tangy and sweet,

And I’m winking here, thinking of those hunks of meat.

 

I think I know... well I’m quite sure I do;

And reading this through, gave me kind of a clue;

Oh I’m gay alright! I shout out with glee;

Now I’ll get on with just being me...

Copyright © 2012 Mark92; All Rights Reserved.
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Poetry posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
Note: While authors are asked to place warnings on their stories for some moderated content, everyone has different thresholds, and it is your responsibility as a reader to avoid stories or stop reading if something bothers you. 
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