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    RafaelDe
  • RafaelDe
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  • 03/20/2021
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Poetry posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
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Kerplunk, Kerplop, Kersplash...FLUSH! - 1. St Patty Limericks

I meant for this to be a wee bit of fun & frolics in celebration for St. Pattie's Day! Although I'm like 92% Italian ancestry, me mum never lets me forget my 8% of Irish pride.

Me not being the brightest leaf in the clover field, I'm a day late (more like two...or three), a buck shy and with my short pants bound around my ankles. Thankfully, my new found friend, Cia, set me straight(?) on how to put together a proper collection.

I'll start these meanderings off with a couple limericks for me mum (although, surely, not mother approved...you'll see). Assuming I can continue to charm the pants off Sweet Cia, whilst keeping her panties intact, of course, I'll be back with more for your amusement!

 

A girl was posed in the buff
Soooo wishing she had the right stuff
But God played a trick
And gave her a dick
A HUMDINGER, if that weren't enough!

 

A fellow whose voice was quite high
Was light in the shorts; by the by
Yep! He's castrato
With lovely vibrato
Shiv'ring me timber; O' MY!

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RafaelDe
1 hour ago, headtransplant said:

Oh my goodness you are a goofball, thanks for the laugh.

Now please explain the terrifying image you so lovingly placed at the end. Another gift for your mum?

Hi 👋

Thank you, thank you and Congratulations!! Pleased as punch you're my first SmilE! Plucked it right off your lips... It's mine now, can't have it back!

So called terrifying image is my surrealistic vision of the lil castrato warming his vibrato for another go at me timber! 

You think that's scary, I have a flashing vag gif two pints past a bloody mess.

Perhaps I'll dust it off, along with appropriate limerick for future posting.

I popped over to take a peak at your story, and bow to your wordsmithstressness(?). Smart prose makes me horny...sooooo 🔥! 

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RafaelDe
3 hours ago, Marty said:

I'm somewhat worried about saying this to a self-confessed smile thief, but thanks for making me smilE. :thumbup:

Actually I do tend to smile a lot of the time, so I can afford to lose the occasional one. ;) 

Hahahaha 🤣... you're a right crackenheimer! No worries, I always try giving as good as received! 

Sending SmileS, from me to you...straight from the lips I lather!

 

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