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  1. RafaelDe

    Kerplunk, Kerplop, Kersplash...FLUSH! Long-Term Hold

    By RafaelDe, in Poetry. 03/20/2021 (Updated: 04/07/2021)

    Genres: Poetry, Comedy
    Sub-genres: Comedy Modern, Limerick, Haiku, Free-Verse
    • light-hearted

    Looking for laughs in all the wrong places...? Welcome to my world! A collection of poems, senryu, haiku, limericks and other odd mischief. Mostly done in hopes of a smile or giggle, but with a propensity to beguile and sometimes downright offend.

    There are so many great authors/writers on GA, I can't possibly compete. Thus, think of me as your guilty little pleasure whilst sat upon your throne...praying for a solid turd and a clean sweep just before you flush!

    Come on in to sit and have a read. We'll laugh until we cry or cry until we laugh...either way, we'll heal the world one tear at a time.

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