Make a Grindr or Jack'd account.....

Make a Grindr or Jack'd account.....

but i dont want all the dicks D: just one

Bribe him with baby seal pelts!!!! He's sure gonna agree faster than you say 'gotcha!'

On a serious note, you're a great guy with a cute quirky funny attitude (well, what I saw from my online stalking). You're really cute too. Don't know about anyone else but I would surely have gifted you cute heart-shaped cards with baby seals pics on them till now if I didn't live oceans away. So besides this creepy confession, what I wanted to say is that there are many guys out there who are just waiting to meet you. If he is the one, it will happen. If not, well, just keep going till you meet that guy.

Once I tasted stir fried depression. I had to tear my way through. (see what I did there... depression... tear... okay, I'll stop). 

So have fun. Smile. Laugh. It's the start of the new fresh year soon. Dive in with a huge grin. Live your life. Meet friends. And other philosophical stuffs which people put on huge beautiful pic. 

(P.S First world is the first world Earth had. They comprise dinosaurs and dragons. Third world is the last world Earth will occupy. It will be about robots and cyborgs. They will enslave humans and watch us having Hunger Games reality show... WTF is wrong with me....)

This is not the dick you are looking for, but I'm gonna jump on Ieshwar's wagon and say, you are an amazing person and many guys are so damned fighting each other to get inside your heart and your pants. You really have to be a dick to ignore you, Fishyy. (yeah this is dumb jokes week) May be he is in some sort of trouble and thus couldn't reach you. Hope things straighten out soon... or gay-fy whatever you like. Have a Happy New Year. We love you and would very much like you to be happy not depressed. Hugs.

I didn't realise you were "really cute". How come I've never seen a picture of you? And why are worrying about some other guy when I'm always around? Seriously, the right guy is out there for you, no doubt about it. He's sitting there right now thinking how much he'd like to meet someone exactly like you.

I love a guy with a sense of humor. If I were twenty-five... Thirty years younger, I'd be tempted to snatch you up myself!

ermergerd guys you just gave me +1000 self-esteem points. I've almost leveled up to "Self Confident" 

*A*

Bribe him with baby seal pelts!!!! He's sure gonna agree faster than you say 'gotcha!'

 

On a serious note, you're a great guy with a cute quirky funny attitude (well, what I saw from my online stalking). You're really cute too. Don't know about anyone else but I would surely have gifted you cute heart-shaped cards with baby seals pics on them till now if I didn't live oceans away. So besides this creepy confession, what I wanted to say is that there are many guys out there who are just waiting to meet you. If he is the one, it will happen. If not, well, just keep going till you meet that guy.

 

Once I tasted stir fried depression. I had to tear my way through. (see what I did there... depression... tear... okay, I'll stop). 

 

So have fun. Smile. Laugh. It's the start of the new fresh year soon. Dive in with a huge grin. Live your life. Meet friends. And other philosophical stuffs which people put on huge beautiful pic. 

 

(P.S First world is the first world Earth had. They comprise dinosaurs and dragons. Third world is the last world Earth will occupy. It will be about robots and cyborgs. They will enslave humans and watch us having Hunger Games reality show... WTF is wrong with me....)

So I got first world/third world mixed up all the time all along, wow. I should just quit life. But thanks Ieshwar. I have problems approaching people whom I like in a non-platonic way so it never gets noticed / fizzles 'cause I'm just so dumb. But yeah you're right if it's meant to be it'll happen (I hate writing fate related comments but it makes me feel better right now so >:C ).

ITS OK IESHWAR I STALKED YOU HARD TOO.

This is not the dick you are looking for, but I'm gonna jump on Ieshwar's wagon and say, you are an amazing person and many guys are so damned fighting each other to get inside your heart and your pants. You really have to be a dick to ignore you, Fishyy. (yeah this is dumb jokes week) May be he is in some sort of trouble and thus couldn't reach you. Hope things straighten out soon... or gay-fy whatever you like. Have a Happy New Year. We love you and would very much like you to be happy not depressed. Hugs.

Awww thanks. Happy New Year Asam! I was sad-ish but hey it's time to party and no point getting hung up about anything.

I didn't realise you were "really cute". How come I've never seen a picture of you? And why are worrying about some other guy when I'm always around? Seriously, the right guy is out there for you, no doubt about it. He's sitting there right now thinking how much he'd like to meet someone exactly like you.

Ieshwar is totally being fooled because I just have really good photoshop skills so I make myself look like a sexy beast in pictures but in real life I'm a 5000 kg flightless pterodactyl.

And that probably explains this blog :'C

... but in real life I'm a 5000 kg flightless pterodactyl.

OMFG! That's like the highest level of sexiness!! It's the hottest thing since the sun exploded. *drools and pants*

Luc, any guy that doesn't want to be with you isn't worth having you.  From our discussions you are clearly smart, witty, well-versed in multiple subjects which makes you great for conversation, and an excellent writer.  Sometimes guys just don't realize what they have in front of them.  I've failed to see it before, and I'm betting this guy has as well.

Pterodactyls are hawt.

OMFG! That's like the highest level of sexiness!! It's the hottest thing since the sun exploded. *drools and pants*

So are you saying I'm hot like the sun, and just like the sun, if you stare at me too long you'll go blind? >:C Thanks for the vote of confidence. NOT.

Luc, any guy that doesn't want to be with you isn't worth having you.  From our discussions you are clearly smart, witty, well-versed in multiple subjects which makes you great for conversation, and an excellent writer.  Sometimes guys just don't realize what they have in front of them.  I've failed to see it before, and I'm betting this guy has as well.

 

Pterodactyls are hawt.

I guess T___T Thanks AJ, means a lot to me. Just kinda bummed when things fizzle :< I think my new years resolution is to be more of a go-getter type person when it comes to relationships

If I wasn't a geezer we would be married already. 

If I wasn't a geezer we would be married already. 

*cries*