My Daily Bread Crumbs 15 Dec
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December 15th - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Bill of Rights Day (United States)
- Christian feast day:
- Homecoming Day (Alderney)
- Kingdom Day (Netherlands), moves to December 16 if the 15th is on a Sunday
- Zamenhof Day (International Esperanto Community)
Observances (click on the day or week for details)
National Cat Herders Day
National Lemon Cupcake Day
Fun Observances ( 0 )
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On our commute to work, my husband stopped at a convenience store for coffee. As he got back into the car, I noticed something odd.
"Turn your head and look at me," I said. "You have a Q-tip sticking out of your ear."
As he pulled it out, he replied, "No wonder the guy in there asked me if I was getting good reception."
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A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand. As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, "Do you smoke?"
"Yeah, a pack and a half a day," said the patient.
Concerned, the doctor told him, "You should consider quitting."
"No, it's OK," said the patient. "I smoke with my left hand."
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A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
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Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
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