10 minutes ago, Bill W said:

Unless the guy in the gif is talking about the size of the cockroach in the motel room instead of a body part, I would certainly hope he was de minimis in his description.   

I've seen roaches bigger than that, but thankfully it's been awhile.

The is obviously  taken directly from Latin and is most often used in legal doctrine. There is a Latin adage which exemplifies de minimis, the eagle does not catch flies.

5 minutes ago, Libby Drew said:

Never one I've met at any rate. 

Do you typically exchange greetings?

21 minutes ago, Libby Drew said:

Pleading the Fifth.

When bigger than that, my greeting is usually eeeekk.