For the love of good golly god and all the little children dont see Fred Claus!

Need I say more?

I can, but I feel dumberer now having watched it.

And why did they show a tomboy with a bat but not a fabulous *snap* boy with a hoola hoop?

So yeah BAD MOVIE ask Viv, (who for the record chose said movie cause she didn't want to see Saw IV or Beowulf (which sounded awesome)) look at me rock the double perenthi .... (yeah I made it up) And don't listen to her, she claimed I chose it, she lies! (jeff does too so dont listen to him either!)

Now here's Viv...

Oh boy, new keyboard and no mouse... I'll do my best with what I have while Steve's kitty nuzzles my foot.

First of all... he owes me some cookies and I may hold his laptop hostage until delivery of said cookies... so it's my fault if there are no Shadowgod updates... Jeff said so and he's like... next to god or something, being an Angel and all.

My daughter was on the ten naughtiest kids in the world list. There was a floating green, velvet elf hat on Vince Vaughn's crotch. Mrs. Claus was... a bitter old cookie monger and should have to sleep with... someone grody.

You know those people that are always behind you in a movie theater that talk loud and laugh and make comments the whole movie and by the time your done with the movie you want to murder them for disrupting your movie going experience? Yeah well... that was us tonight, but I think they were sending thankful glances at us instead of irritated ones... right Steve?

I'm joining Siblings Anonymous! I am, after all, a recovering sibling.

So I'm not sure if it's a good or a sad thing that we predicted every part of the movie, right down to Chirp-Chirp. *Hi Nico* Purrrrrrr

OMFG WHAT IS ON YOUR IPOD STEVE?!!! (WHAT? leave the siamese cat song alone!)

Moving on...

My work called while we were in the movie cause some old lady fell in the parking lot and cut her head open and the paramedics came so I had a mild spaz attack as Steve found where I parked my car.

Back to Steve...

Stomp it out Viv...

Oh yeah she also says that Santa should NEVER be aloud to touch her with the grody hands... they were bad I'll admit it but I am also sure I wont have any reoccuring nightmares about those disproportionately "chubby" hands....

On the plus side the music was good, save for 'Here Comes Santa Claus' over and over and over and over and well you get the point. Honestly with that song on continuous rotation, the claims of Jolly Old Saint Nick being a megalomaniac are founded.

Oh, and yeah, it starts with Kathy bates in LABOR, another reason to stay far away, far in the hell away. Honestly she looked better swinging a sledge hammer at my ankles.

Viv here...

Steve's trying to soothe the cookie issue with cake... I'll consider it. I think it's disco night here. Oh and Steve did the fabulous snap in the movie which was cute Maybe Strawberry shortcake.

I was talking sensually to his cat while it was his turn... I said, "Hi big boy... "

Anyway, Steve said the elves running at the end didn't have their legs spread the right amount... mmHMM! Since he's the expert on elves with spread legs...

I'm hearing in bits and pieces... sheep go to heaven, and his cat's winking or something...

Oh and, I just have to ask... do the kids in Spain leave flan for Santa instead of cookies? Lemme know, yeah?

Steve... don't forget the PS Part when you're done.

Alright first of all, the flan was in Spanish Harlem not Spain, second of all you really dont want to know what was wink'n, blink'n, and nodding at you as you were typing. :|

I think thats about it, just, you know, don't see the movie, even if its base messege is kind of endearing... All kids deserve toys.. yeah I know, Im a sap, but the approach could have been better then the mindless drival the projector so effortlessly spewed onto the screen.

Anyhow there is talk of cross posting this in her blog... so if you read hers already and made it to this point again, well Im sorry you have gleened nothing new and are probably worse for the ware now that you have had double exposure. but its still better then seeing the movie.

So yeah um I think thats it, I think...

ps Go Willie! AND, I want a green velvet hat floating around my crotch as I do the tush shake... where's the justice!

Steve and Viv