Philosophy?!?!?!
So...There is this teacher at my school who looks exactly like Albert Einstein. It's creepy. Anyways, we had an assembly today, and I was sitting with my friend, who, by the way, is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box.
So Mr. Eintstein's clone walks by and my friend says,"Wow, he looks exactly like Einstein."
And I'm all, "Yeah, he does...it's weird."
And he says "He should teach, like, philosophy, or something."
So at this point I'm trying really hard not to laugh (and succeeding) because I guess it's not nice to laugh at people who aren't very smart. So I said, "Or maybe he should teach, like, Quantum Physics, or differential equations."
And he says, "Well, considering this school doesn't offer those classes, he should teach philosophy."
I had to pretend to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to laugh in his face. Does that make me really mean? If so, I must say, in my defense, that philosophy isn't a science. Or a math. Or anything that Einstein would even consider teaching. I'm a meanie.
In other news, Hot cross country guy is actually the friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, and thanks to the magicks of xanga.com, I was able to see his xanga today. I read it three times, trying to memorize every little tidbit, and I read his profile, and I read his interests...Does all this make me a stalker?
But I found out today (not through stalking) that he is in choir. So he can sing, too. Not to seem egotistical, but not as well as me. But to make it into choir, you've gotta be pretty good. So that's good. I like musicians.
Peace out homie G's
-psychic psychopath
8 Comments
Recommended Comments
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now