Exactly. Snot magicians being persecuted for their sticky-finger practices was abhorrent. Outrageous.
So, anyways, I was thinking Lugh. Your dude could have no arms or legs; but he propels himself around by viciously sneezing then rolling backwards in a ball. Of course, if he didn't have arms he'd have a hard time picking his nose... So maybe he could have one arm...and one finger. Yeah. One-armed one-fingered sneeze-ball rolling hero. A very sympathetic character readers will no doubt relate with. But then, if he only had one arm I suppose when he sneeze-rolled he'd probably end up just going in circles, so maybe he needs a second arm. But then, Two-armed one-fingered sneeze-ball rolling hero just doesn't sound as cool, although the sex scenes would be slightly more plausible.
Food for thought.
-db-