Or go boyfriend hunting!

I think that true Chicagoans thrive on the crappy winter weather there so they have reasons to party like rock stars in the summer. I used to go up for the Blues Festival every summer. Come to think of it, I always partied so much I don't think I even heard any Blues.... What a great city!

Or go boyfriend hunting!

I'll need more than luck. Probably need a net and a club.

just run them over with your truck

 

ha ha snow thats a 4 letter bad word up here. it's gonna snow here everyday now till spring. Middle of march! Yuck! It's fine if i was into snow machining and ice fishing but i don't really care for ice fishing that much. Ice Skating i'm horrible at. Spent an hour today shovelling my driveway lol. Gotta love Canadian Winters. Come on hoodie and short weather

The weather gods smile on you and crap on me.

 

But, you know they're prepared for it when practically everyone has a snow plow on the front of their pickup; and the snow blowers, you should've seen the snow blowers. There was also an old lady shovelling her driveway; well, not old-old, but older than me. She probably thought it was good exercise.

just run them over with your truck

 

Good one!!

There was also an old lady shovelling her driveway; well, not old-old, but older than me. She probably thought it was good exercise.

 

I lived in chicago most of my life and it always seemed that every winter several people were dying of heart attacks when they shoveled snow.

 

Hope you get out of there okay and get somewhere warm

just run them over with your truck

But Mattieeeeee, I want them to be able to walk. I'm not desperate enough (yet) that I'll need one who's maimed and bed-ridden so they can't escape.