HAHA! Your life sounds very much like mine! I know we went to special wife/mom school for these types of situations... but geez! It's not like Algebra or Chem. when you whine about how you'll probably never even use this stuff in 'real life'...

LOL! At least your husband had the decency to call instead of just screaming at the top of his (reduced capacity) lungs!

I love that shirt your daughter described! Where can I get one for myself?

How fortunate for your boss that you don't keep rat poison in your desk.

Have fun on your trip! It sounds like your dad has an amusing outlook on life!

Have a great day!

-Kevin

I like your dad.

I just feel like he's never heard the expression "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'Man we screw up, but hot damn was it worth it!'"

And listen, don't hate on those of us who are not lazy, simply smart enough to take full of advantage of technological advacement/familial bonds. You never know when you'll accidentally become one of us. ;-)

Take the money from your dad and buy some of those plums for your boss. It's good karma.

My step-father calls my cell phone when he wants something when he's "working" on his computer in his "office." I also like the shirt your daughter described..! lol. I probably wouldn't wear it, but it would make a good gag gift to give to my friends.

Lol, your father is great. I would take the money as well, save it, then buy him a present.