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Went to Knotts Scary Farm last night. If you are ever in the area around this time of year you should really go. Tons of fun with people all dressed up in costume and masks running around scarring little girls. Its perfect. I just wouldn't go as it gets closer to Halloween. The place gets too jammed with people and its hard to move.

 

ON the way there I said hi to friend a few times, in the way that you look in the direction of their house and say "Hi" but not actually say hi. Just a nice way to think about them. Otherwise me and this friend aren't really speaking now, and I guess by majority vote it is my fault. Typical... I am an asshole like that most of the time, just ask anyone they will say so- I have my coarse moments.

 

Anyhow back to the park... and the "Scary" mazes. They seriously do them up, a lot better then those hunted house things usualy tossed around the country by civic groups. I wont even get into the "Hell houses" thrown by our more angelically inspired christian brothers. I say scary because I dont find them so scary, perhaps if they tossed i a few more effects it would be interesting, but I can see why they dont have fake blood dripping from everything. People would most ostensibly bitch about their favorite shirt being ruined or someone would slip and fall in the fake gore... then the real scary lawyers would get involved. So yeah I can see the restraint that keeps the red paint as blood.

 

The only other thing I would ask is they theme the mazes a little better. There was one called the Doll factory, at some point you are in a maternity ward. I dont see how the two lead to one another, or why the grotesque little alien thing lept from the woman in stirrups' groin. Then they seem to have the same costume on most of the people inside these mazes. Its like some sort of freak goblin. Just didnt fit I guess. Hoever the whole night was still fun especially watch the roaming ghouls scare the girls. this one girl ran a good quarter mile screaming her head off while a guy chased after her shouting "OH YEAH ITS GO TIME YOU BETTER RUN!!" it was funny as hell.

 

The ride operator on Boomerang was entertaining. He asked if the ride was scary, people said no... he said it should be its almost twenty years old. To another girl that was walking through (IE she had waited in line, but walked across the train and out the exite gate when it was her turn to ride) he asked "Awww are you chickening out? come on..." he was funny.

 

Now for the two bad things.

 

1 My sister went with her boyfriend--more about him another time--all they did all night was suck face. Okay it wasn't sucking face just that annoying lets hold hands hang on one another and chicken peck every moment we can type of thing.

 

2 there was a bg guy in our group and somehow I got seated next to him on ghostrider. (it was the first thing we did when we got there) Anyhow flying around one of the turns bigboy couldn't keep it on his side of the car and smashed me and my torso into the side of the car. What was once a fun ride completely ceased being fun at that point. For the rest of the night I had this sharp pain on the right side of my chest when ever I laughed or moved too suddenly. Still have it today. Maybe I should go get it checked out, make sure homeboy didn't break me.

 

On Friday I was... well I was having a day that was stemming from events that took place Thursday night. However, that didnt stop me from going out and buying a cake and some candles.I was supposed to have MMS turned on finally, however as would seem the case AT&T = FAIL just for me though, because it seems everyone else I know with a capible iPhone has their f**king MMS activated. Anyhow I couldnt send the picture, so I sent an email instead.

 

Hope it found its way.

 

Oh well I guess I'll catch y'all on the flip side.

 

Steve

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I haven't been to KBF since I was a kid. It's probably a whole different place now.

 

Hope your side gets better! My personal rule of thumb on that stuff is that if I go three days and it still hurts, I think about going to the Dr. Unless you can't breathe..then you may want to push that time frame up a bit. :P

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