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For Sale: Gaydar (1968 Model)


slightly used, 1968 Model Gaydar for sale $100 (OBO) - serious inquiries only

 

-made in the Philippines

-works well for finding gays that owner is not attracted to

-has a tendancy to false positive on tall, dark brown haired, pale, thin (skeletal, according to my hags) straight guys with puppy dog eyes

 

 

Yeah, my gaydar sucks. Or maybe it's just my use of it? They really need to teach a class or hand out instructions on how to use this thing. Mine operates more on the basis of wishdar, where if I find someone attractive I wish them to be gay. Where every little hint or mannerism of a target is construed as leaning gay.

 

Gaydar for Dummies...yeah, they need to publish one of those thumbsupsmileyanim.gif.

 

Anyway, so I haven't blogged in a while.

 

After my little knee scare, I've built back up my running where I try to go 4-5 times a week, for about 25-30 miles a week. I've run a few races since then, and generally happy with my time (considering I'm not at 100%).

 

It's gotten too cold to go biking outdoors, so now it's just the gym and running. Unfortunately, due to the weather, I've been going to the gym too often. Three days this week I've gone to the gym twice a day. I never used to hate going to the gym, but this week changed that. It can get soooo repetitive in there. And running on a treadmill is nothing like running outdoors. Hopefully the weather eases up and I can spend more time outdoors.

 

Anywho, back to work.

 

Take Care,

 

Vic

 

 

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MikeL

Posted

Doesn't gaydar work better indoors?

Y_B

Posted

By wanting to "sell" your gaydar for the reasons you advertised, you are implying that people who you are not physically attracted to are not worth finding, and therefore you have no desire to seek them out, and conversely are even suggesting you are so adversed by their presence in your life that you no longer wish to further encounter any in kind.

 

Ergo, this entire entry could easily have been summed up by the mere sentence "Unattractive people have no value to me."

 

I recommend Humanity for Dummies

 

wink.gif

JamesSavik

Posted

My East German model isn't any better. It only works on guys that I wouldn't... never mind.

 

Oh and yes Yang. Unattractive people have no reason to live. Neither do short people.

 

No reason to live

Maddy

Posted

Running outdoors is truly awesome. Treadmills are so overrated. I had a knee scare a few years ago as well, but now it's as good as new.

Mark Arbour

Posted

I have the stealth model. No one can see me, but I can see everyone.

NaperVic

Posted

By wanting to "sell" your gaydar for the reasons you advertised, you are implying that people who you are not physically attracted to are not worth finding, and therefore you have no desire to seek them out, and conversely are even suggesting you are so adversed by their presence in your life that you no longer wish to further encounter any in kind.

 

Ergo, this entire entry could easily have been summed up by the mere sentence "Unattractive people have no value to me."

 

blink.gif Really? That's what you read? wow....wow...

 

Maybe I'm weird, but there has to be some physical attraction to someone who I'd want to date. And I'd gather that my idea of attractive is very different from yours.

 

As far as platonic friendships, I don't use my gaydar to find those. Straight folks make great friends (and great running buddies too).

NaperVic

Posted

Running outdoors is truly awesome. Treadmills are so overrated. I had a knee scare a few years ago as well, but now it's as good as new.

thumbsupsmileyanim.gif Maddy, I'm sooooo addicted to running outside. There really feels like there's a 'high' when running. On Wednesday, it was 32 degrees out and we still went running.

 

The treadmill....basically it feels like all you are doing is hopping up and down, and it's so easy to wuss out.

sat8997

Posted

blink.gif Really? That's what you read? wow....wow...

 

The times, they are a changing, Babycakes. Apparently, you can even get negatively dinged for insulting Arbour. There goes my fun... wacko.gif

Mark Arbour

Posted

The times, they are a changing, Babycakes. Apparently, you can even get negatively dinged for insulting Arbour. There goes my fun... wacko.gif

No shit. That used to be a sure way for positive rep points.

Nephylim

Posted

Well... at least I'm not short :)

 

 

corvus

Posted

why don't you drop gaydar and try an internet dating thing? get with the times vic... :P

 

I'm too embarrassed to go running. Everyone else who runs is faster and like really gun-ho with proper iPod equipment. :(

Mark Arbour

Posted

He's sticking to prowling Craig's List.tongue.gif

NaperVic

Posted

I'm too embarrassed to go running. Everyone else who runs is faster and like really gun-ho with proper iPod equipment.

Everyone has to start somewhere cap.gif . I'd encourage anyone who's interested to just run what you can. Most of the runners I've met are very encouraging and we don't expect newbies to keep up with us.

 

When I first started running earlier this year, I remember running for like 1/10 of a mile before I had to clutch my midsection, breathing too heavily. Over time, I kept increasing my distance..then I increased my speed.

 

Now running 6 miles at an 8min/mile pace is a light run.

 

So strap on your MP3 player of choice, do a few stretches, and get out there!

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