The advantages of being.....are:

[Conner]

Loved:

 

1. Someone always cares about you and you always know it, even when you don't think it means that much.

2. When you're drunk and need someone to help you get the shirt you vomited all over off, only someone who loves you very much will help.

3. You have someone who will tell the person being mean to you to back off, even if you deserved it.

4. The way you look in the morning doesn't matter; squished, one-sided hair is cute all of a sudden.

5. Someone will slap you down when you're being a prick and not hurt your feelings in the process.

6. A billion other things that only a person who loves you would take the time to list for you.

 

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.

 

Victor Hugo (1802-1885)

Edited August 23, 2007 by Conner

[Irony]

Me:

 

- Appealing on the eyes when you look in the mirror.

- I'm the only person who gets to have sex with me every night..

 

(I know you're all jealous now.)

[Conner]

Me:

 

- Appealing on the eyes when you look in the mirror.

- I'm the only person who gets to have sex with me every night..

 

(I know you're all jealous now.)

 

Has anyone heard the theory that being gay is associated with narcissism?

 

[Bob D.]

having an offensive name:

 

1. People rarely forget it

2. Makes a nice ice breaker

 

Downsides:

1. People rarely forget it

2. makes a nice ice breaker when you're not around

 

Bob