The advantages of being.....are:

[Conner]

Tall

 

2 advantages:

-you can put your own carry on luggage into the overhead storage bin.

-you know it's raining before everyone else.

 

 

Conner

Edited July 11, 2007 by Conner

[BeaStKid]

This reminds me of a song Mere Angane Mein featuring Amitabh Bacchan in the movie Lawaris(orphan). It goes like this--

 

Mere Angane mein tumhara kya kaam hai?

What work do you have in my house?

 

Jo hai naam wala wohi to badnaam hai

Those who have name and fame are the ones upto no good.

 

Jiski biwi lambi uska bhi bada naam hai

Whose wife is tall, he is also popular

 

Khote se laga do seedi ka kya kaam hai?

Stand her against the wall. What need do you have for a ladder?

 

Jiski biwi moti uska bhi bada naam hai

whose wife is fat, he is also popular

 

bistar pe leta do gadde ka kya kaam hai?

Put her on the bed frame. What need do you have for a mattress?

 

Jiski biwi kaali uska bhi bada naam hai

Whose wife is dark coloured, he is also popular

 

aankho mein basa lo soorme ka kya kaam hai?

Put her inside your eyes. What need do you have for eye liner?

 

Jiski biwi gori uska bhi bada naam hai

Whose wife is fair, he is also popular

 

kamre mein bitha lo bijli ka kya kaam hai?

Make her sit in a room. What need do you have for electricity?

 

Jiski biwi chhotee uska bhi bada naam hai

Whose wife is a dwarf, he is also popular

 

gode mein bitha lo bacchhe ka kya kaam hai?

Put her in your lap. What need do you have for children?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gR_C3CppT8

 

LOL

 

The BeaStKid

[Caipirinha]

Short

 

1.) You get to ask the cute stock boys at stores to reach things for you on the top shelf.

2.) Your feet never hang off the edge of the bed.

[Graeme]

Bald

 

1.) You don't have to waste money on haircare products.

2.) You don't have to worry about the latest hair styles.

3.) Drying your head is a lot quicker.

[colinian]

Redhead

 

You are in yet another minority, one that looks goooood!

 

 

Colin

[clumber]

Redhead number 2:

 

Your friends can always find you in a crowd

[Conner]

Looking older than you are

 

-you can ask for the seniors' discount long before you're eligible

-you can be cantankerous and get away with it

-you can pretend you have a hearing problem when an officer pulls you over

[rknapp]

Short

 

1.) You get to ask the cute stock boys at stores to reach things for you on the top shelf.

2.) Your feet never hang off the edge of the bed.

 

I was that stock boy yesterday... but I was just more than happy to help a cute customer

 

Thin:

 

1. You can hide behind trees and poles more easily.

2. You can navigate a crowd more easily and without angering people.

[xander]

Gay

 

Where do I begin?

 

Geez, I can't believe no one had taken that yet!

[BeaStKid]

Bi-sexual

 

1. Get the best of both. (although I despise the fact...I'll stick to only one side, if i'm given a chance)

2. Are better accepted most of the times than gays. (although i hate it when it happens)

 

The BeaStKid

[Conner]

Thick skinned

 

-You rarely take anything personally.

-You don't care what people are thinking about you...'cause mostly they're not anyway.

 

Conner

[JamesSavik]

To: Colin & Clumber viva redheads

 

 

The advantages of being WELL HUNG are OBVIOUS.

[Ieshwar]

GAY!

 

1. We have a much better taste than straight guys- whether about looks or clothes.

2. We are better gentlemen coz we never ditch or divorce women

 

And

 

3. We can have sex with men! Isn't this great?

 

Ieshwar

[Razor]

The advantages of having pretty eyes...

 

 

1. You distract the boys from anything you don't like about yourself by keeping eye contact.

2. You get a constant ego boost from people telling you how pretty they are.

3. If you ever need anything, it's hard to resist a pair of pretty eyes doing the puppy dog act.

 

 

Plus, the ability to keep eye contact makes everything in life so much easier, and pretty eyes make it easy to keep eye contact.

[colinian]

GAY!

 

1. We have a much better taste than straight guys- whether about looks or clothes.

2. We are better gentlemen coz we never ditch or divorce women

 

And

 

3. We can have sex with men! Isn't this great?

 

Ieshwar

 

3. Absolutely awesomely great!

 

A few more:

 

4. If we're a guy, we don't have to put up with bitchy girlfriends; if we're a girl, we don't have to put up with horny boyfriends.

5. If we're a guy, we get to have horny boyfirends!!

6. We're a hell of a lot cuter and sexier than str8 guys and girls!

 

 

Colin

[The Reaper]

being naturally awesome:

 

1. people know me, even those people who i dont know know me

2. i can most likely get away with anything

3. when something goes wrong in my life, i can look int he mirror and feel better hehe

[Conner]

being naturally awesome:

 

1. people know me, even those people who i dont know know me

2. i can most likely get away with anything

3. when something goes wrong in my life, i can look int he mirror and feel better hehe

 

Humility

 

1. Allows you to be thankful for what you have and accept what you're given with grace. (from a Don Henley song)

2. wanting to be better for others, instead of being better than others.

3. You go to heaven (after a long, sorry, miserable life )

 

Conner

[Ieshwar]

Editor:

 

1. You get to read the stories before everyone.

2. Writers are dependent on you to 'polish' their stories.

3. You don't have to put up with weird and irritating Muses.

 

Ieshwar

[Conner]

Flatulence

 

1. Male teenagers admire your talent.

2. Pulling the sheet over your partner's head.

3. People always know when you're in the room.

4. Envionmentally friendly.

 

Actually, I'm not sure of the last one.

[Razor]

Loved:

 

1. Someone always cares about you and you always know it, even when you don't think it means that much.

2. When you're drunk and need someone to help you get the shirt you vomited all over off, only someone who loves you very much will help.

3. You have someone who will tell the person being mean to you to back off, even if you deserved it.

4. The way you look in the morning doesn't matter; squished, one-sided hair is cute all of a sudden.

5. Someone will slap you down when you're being a prick and not hurt your feelings in the process.

 

 

6. A billion other things that only a person who loves you would take the time to list for you.

[old bob]

Very old but fit

so you can live twice : in the present, and enjoy it, and in the past, through memories!

and you can annoy your friends by telling old stories from your youth (as I do)

[rknapp]

Flatulence

 

1. Male teenagers admire your talent.

2. Pulling the sheet over your partner's head.

3. People always know when you're in the room.

4. Envionmentally friendly.

 

Actually, I'm not sure of the last one.

 

It's not. Methane gas from cow farts is one of the leading causes of global warming, under auto and industrial emissions, as well as deforestation.

 

But it can be replaced with: Playing the butt trumpet makes you feel better! (Bean beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel! So eat beans with every meal!)

[AFriendlyFace]

Redhead

 

You are in yet another minority, one that looks goooood!

Colin

 

 

Redhead number 2:

 

Your friends can always find you in a crowd

 

Let me get on this Red Wagon (even though mine needs a touch-up)

 

1) Random people (who wouldn't otherwise) are perfectly comfortable coming up and chatting with you about your hair.

2) You instantly get "redhead solidarity" with those similarly blessed.

 

4. If we're a guy, we don't have to put up with bitchy girlfriends; if we're a girl, we don't have to put up with horny boyfriends.

5. If we're a guy, we get to have horny boyfirends!!

6. We're a hell of a lot cuter and sexier than str8 guys and girls!

Colin

[Krista]

Let me get on this Red Wagon (even though mine needs a touch-up)

 

1) Random people (who wouldn't otherwise) are perfectly comfortable coming up and chatting with you about your hair.

2) You instantly get "redhead solidarity" with those similarly blessed.

 

 

 

I am a redhead right now.

 

 

Krista

[clumber]

Well, I've been a red-head since the day I was born... so NYER!