I was Decking the Halls...

[Myr]

So there I was, Decking the Halls, with boughs of holly, and it occurred to me that I didn't know what constituted gay apparel. Anyone know?

 

I mean, how could I Don my gay apparel, if I don't know what that is?

[Ibsu]

So there I was, Decking the Halls, with boughs of holly, and it occurred to me that I didn't know what constituted gay apparel.  Anyone know?

 

I mean, how could I Don my gay apparel, if I don't know what that is?

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I think it's anything made by Versace.

[Crackerwriter]

Um, I suppose you could try wearing a skirt? Unless of course you live in Scotland, then you have to make sure your kilt is a shocking pink.

[Bill W]

Well, if you believe the arts, it would be something tight, in pastel or shocking bright colors, and with lots of ruffles and frills. Oh, btw, don't forget to speak with a lisp. hehehehe

[BillM]

Just wondering; how many people here actually have the stereotypical gay lisp?

 

P. S. I do

[JulienGregg]

Gay apperal? Well, I'd think it would be something either pink or rainbow colored and very tight. As for a lisp, I don't even know if I could fake one!

[ethan thorn]

Well you could always put on drag.

[Crackerwriter]

shouldn't that be lithp? Think about it.

[The Story Lover]

  shouldn't that be lithp?  Think about it. 

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BOOO - Hisss Only in the UK would they think of that

[Patrickgay17]

Personally I'm planing on making a bright pink santa suite with the trim in rainbow now that's a statement. And ask for the lisp mine tends to go off and on and I can fake one really well.

 

That santa suite will be really tight. Whow wants to sit on my lap and tell me what they want for christmas. I know what you want.................

[Crackerwriter]

That santa suite will be really tight. Whow wants to sit on my lap and tell me what they want for christmas. I know what you want.................   

 

Hmm... now you've got me thinking that it's the first time I might want Santa sitting on MY lap!

[Bill W]

Patrick, you'll have to post a pic of you in that Santa suit... and no lisp here...