Julian Alexander Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 This joke was given to me by a co-worker from the hospital. It was funny when i read it and hope to you do also. Four High school friends meet at their 20th High School Reunion. One of the four friends goes to the bathroom and the other walked to their tables and discussed their family and sons. 1st Friend: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rknapp Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Not to that exact wording, but there are other variants like that one floating around. The first I heard involved the mansion, two Mercedes' and a stock porfolio... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bao Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 its really funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked Monkey Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Jules, I laughed at the joke, but I just have to make this comment. I know that your 20th high school reunion seems a L-O-N-G way in the future to you, when you'll be OLD OLD OLD , but you'll only be 38 years old at that time. That's a bit too young for the guys in the joke to have sons who have become wealthy and successful, unless they got started really early. (I've got this image of Friend No. 4's son stripping his diaper off in his playpen.) Kitty, to whom 38 seems pretty young To some of us 38 seems about right. Too young to have a wealth gay kid, but, well, I got started late :king: Snow Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartsBoy Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) Jules, I laughed at the joke, but I just have to make this comment. I know that your 20th high school reunion seems a L-O-N-G way in the future to you, when you'll be OLD OLD OLD , but you'll only be 38 years old at that time. That's a bit too young for the guys in the joke to have sons who have become wealthy and successful, unless they got started really early. (I've got this image of Friend No. 4's son stripping his diaper off in his playpen.) Kitty, to whom 38 seems pretty young My dad had his 20th the same year I graduated(he was 17 when he graduated). So they would have had to start really early. Edited January 14, 2006 by ChauncyToo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickolasJames8 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rknapp Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked." OMG THAT's HORRIBLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoyNeedsTherapy Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albrich Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 very funny! i like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim the Traveller Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 OMG THAT's HORRIBLE yeah that was awful--i dont wanna think about some guy putting it in his wifes mouth unless she is another he yet i still laughed...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFriendlyFace Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 (edited) So I was just preparing my dinner and I thought up this little joke. I hope you guys like it. Take care and have an awesome day everyone! Kevin "Let goooo!" whined Billy as his neighbor, Mr. Louis, held onto his ear with one hand and pounded on Billy's front door with the other. As soon as Billy's mother answered the door she took in the sight with a gasp. "what's going on? What did you do this time Billy?" Billy opened his mouth to answer but Mr. Louis cut him off. "I'll tell you what he did! I caught him in my garden taking a leek! Edited January 22, 2006 by AFriendlyFace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickolasJames8 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 lol........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLeYy Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 So I was just preparing my dinner and I thought up this little joke. I hope you guys like it. Take care and have an awesome day everyone! Kevin "Let goooo!" whined Billy as his neighbor, Mr. Louis, held onto his ear with one hand and pounded on Billy's front door with the other. As soon as Billy's mother answered the door she took in the sight with a gasp. "what's going on? What did you do this time Billy?" Billy opened his mouth to answer but Mr. Louis cut him off. "I'll tell you what he did! I caught him in my garden taking a leek! killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateB Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 o gawd, that was funnyish, haven't hard it before so...... im so behind -Nate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glomph Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 "I'll tell you what he did! I caught him in my garden taking a leek! An old "Galloping Gourmet" joke was similar. He began a recipe with "First you take a leek . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFriendlyFace Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 An old "Galloping Gourmet" joke was similar. He began a recipe with "First you take a leek . . ." LOL considering the amount of water I drink, believe me I start everything, be it recipe or not, with a......well you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sat8997 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Not really a joke, but I saw this on a tee shirt yesterday and the strange randomness of it made me laugh. "Boys are stupid - throw rocks at them" Sharon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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