Apparently Not Everything is Bigger in Texas...

[Thorn Wilde]

being the tightass you are, anyone over than 5 was probably too huge for you to take in.

 

Apparently, the average vagina is only about 4 inches deep. Even a tight ass can generally accommodate more.

[Greg_A]

Apparently, the average vagina is only about 4 inches deep. Even a tight ass can generally accommodate more.

 

Does anyone else think that sorta sounds like a gay mating cry at last call?   

[Y_B]

Does anyone else think that sorta sounds like a gay mating cry at last call?   

 

"I can take more than your gf"

[Thorn Wilde]

"I can take more than your gf"

 

...Unless the girlfriend is into anal. *shrug*

[Krista]

being the tightass you are, anyone older than 5 was probably too huge for you to take in.

 

Shut it, sock-crotch.

[Celethiel]

don't you know Texicans don't use condoms unless they're small

.... Texas is still bigger than my state

[GrimIsaac]

I was born in Texas

[GrimIsaac]

don't you know Texicans don't use condoms unless they're small

.... Texas is still bigger than my state

... did you just try to make the plural of a Texan by replacing the m in mexican with a t?

[Celethiel]

... did you just try to make the plural of a Texan by replacing the m in mexican with a t?

no actually i didn't

[GrimIsaac]

lolz anyway

[mickey1952]

All I know is that I've never had a complaint from a partner, with or without a condom. Besides, like they say, it's not what you've got, but what you can do with what you've got. (Good news for our lesser endowed brothers.) ;-p