A Very Merry Black Tuesday To You

[shadows]

A Very merry Black Tuesday to all of you. I'm sure we'll all enjoy this day where chocolate is stolen, roses are burned, and c...cou...couples have frozen ice water dumped on them.

 

For those of you who are unfamiliar with this holiday here are the rules:

 

1) You must wear Black. All Black. The more concealing it is the better.

2) It is your responsibility to make friends/acquaintances feel as guilty as possible about any relationships they may be in.

3) Any mention of the "V-Word" bans you from any and all Black Tuesday celebrations

4) You must consume chocolate. Theough it may at first confuse those who are celebrating that other holiday your unholy gorging will soon convince them otherwise.

5) Flower and candy are contraband for any not celebrating Black Tuesday. They must be seized and eaten/destroyed peremptorily.

 

This is an incomplete list, are there any suggestions from my fellow Black Tuesday celebrants?

 

//shadows

 

P.S. My V-day money went to helping Orphans and bad poetry.

Edited February 14, 2006 by shadows

[buttershots]

Is it really all THAT bad??? hehehe I'm one of those horrible people who wake up on "black tuesday" mornings with a smile on my face and tell everyone "Happy *********'S Day". lol sorry...but I did enjoy gorging on chocolate. Does that count? I hope everyone enjoyed the excess chocolate that's been flying around. That is the one TRULY great thing about this day! I SWEAR!!!

 

Here's to the up coming weekend! May it come Quicker!

 

- Kaiten

[NateB]

Shadows,

You should be proud of me... did everything on the list... even bit the top of a rose off

 

-Nate

[CoLeYy]

i dont like wat its called.. i had a very good "black tuesday " well valentines day but yea i Guess ill be fat b4 march hit with all the chocolate i got YuMMMm

Edited February 15, 2006 by CoLeYy