Cats are... troublesome

[Zombie]

letter in today's Daily Telegraph to Agony Uncle Graham Norton

 

 

Dear Graham 

 

I have this cat called Flo, but nobody likes her. When you try to stroke her she flinches and runs away, and when you do actually get to stroke her she is all needy. We also have a creepy cat called James - he scares all our other cats, and he burps a lot. So I was wondering if you could tell us how to get rid of them, because Mum says that if we get rid of them we can get a kitten.

Love from Bronwen (aged 8) Cornwall

 

 

 

your reply?

 

 

[JamesSavik]

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[joann414]

[Slytherin]

Dear Bronwen

 

You don't deserve any cats, get a dog instead

 

Graham