Thanks to the wonders of cocaine... Not really XDD I'm thin, thanks to my amazing metabolism. It's such a germ. It insists on keeping me from becoming not thin. What a nuisance!
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Seriously though, I have been attending the gym for the past four weeks or so. Three or four times a week. Only twice this week because I've been busy doing nothing. I'm trying to build some upper body strength so that I can open jars and what not. THAT'S THE DREAM ANYWAY. I do a lot of weight training, cardio and ab training. Due to the mess that is my face, I require a body that will ensure that some humans may be mildly interested in touching me. Such is life! Oh, by the way, good luck to the rest of you with the weight burning. The number one rule is to be determined and not give up. That's actually two rules. And they're not even real rules. I actually just made them up. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna go now. JEEZ.