Bumblebee

I thought Shane (skon) was being the Manny I agree with Lugh, Wait until the 21st week and after the contract signed before you tell her that she's not going to be in YOUR kids lives. Remind her that this is a business agreement, she's getting paid right? so after the business of her carrying your child the the partnership is over, and then you can move on in both your lives and pretend you don't know each other. Maybe to celebrate the birth of your children, you could get her a packet of prozac or something

Rye

Have a wonderful 18th Birthday today!!!! You're now legel to go out and get smashed XD Have a good one

Order... In this thread You guys can beat up Tidpin up by tickle torture

No, ask anyone who seems to know what their talking about lol, like a mod or tech service people WELCOME EVERYONE!!!!

Have a wonderful drunken Birthday!!! lol

lyric

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Lye (Lol Maria.... I forgot CKY )

Ditto If I like the story I will keep reading, otherwise I don't normally keep reading

I've thought long and not very hard about this but my favourite gay thing has got to be lesbians..... well women, but most arn't gay, so gay women are my favourite gay thing/person

Oh WOW!!! Finally someone else who hates Twilight as much as me lol! Harry Potter all the way! HP got me to love reading books, and I've read and watched the HP books/movies hundreds of times Though James' Twilight was awesome lol

Nebular (Because there is no word that starts with CK - besides Calvin Klein.... and that doesn't count)

My review stuffed up Sooooo - It's so good! I can't wait to read the new story about Silver and River!!!! MORE PLEASE!!!!!

YAY!!!! And you left it as a cliffhanger

LOL Jay Damn i wish it was that cold so i can make frozen bubbles!

Na James you didnt have to take it down but lol catz Lacey smiling!! WTH!!! lol

*marks September 29th on my calender* Take Lugh's advice, and just keep a camera with you at all times to make a baby book Good Luck and have fun having 1 or 12 kids

LOL, Quite a funny story..... Keep up the good writing

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We've got 3 pets right now, our schnoodle Henry, The joke in our family is that Henry is gay, so I dyed him pink and got him the rainbow collar and lead We found him in a pet store, he was too big for the cage and was getting ready to go to the RSPCA... so we took pity on him and brought him our maltese poodle Brontie, We got her about 7yrs ago on my birthday, we got her to keep our old corgi Blazer company (he died back in 2005), she use to be my dog but she's in love with my mum's boyfriend now our fat cat Freckles, cause she has freckles on her nose and feet. We got her after my dads siamese cat Ruben died. About 8 or 9 years ago. She sits on me when I'm asleep at night if I leave my door and window open, but I like out cat She doesn't like any of the things normal cats like, she doesn't like being picked up or being around people most of the time, and she will only eat one type of food from an unsual brand Over the years we've had countless corgis (my grandma bred them) and fish. Mum wouldn't let us have mice or crazy crabs

I would like to try this.... but only the crappy books that shouldn't have been published Otherwise Sacrilege!!!!!!

Can't, Locked in jail