Well maybe not enslaved ...
... but he does plan on nullifying all previous property ownership and charging exhorbitant rents to support his lavish lifestyle.
You're in luck Spike, he's not interested, not even your Gulf shore beaches proved to be enticement enough. Apparently there are too many undesirables in residence.
The bandana might be but since it's inconclusive ...
When did Spike become the arbiter of beefcake? I'm still miffed he attempted to exlude me from "All." Also, I'm rather certain that Albert awarded him to Toby.