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Hell Bent!

Bumper Cars!

James continued sobbing quietly for several minutes and Tom's shirt was wet at the end of it all, James got him a clean shirt out of his own closet. "But this isn't my war!" he practially yelled. "You even made it sound like you were able to control it to some degree, how old are you? Were you there at its start, do you know how it started or what will end it? Isn't there some sort of stupid prophecy that covers all of these kinds of things?!?!" His voice rising toward the end as his frustration got the better of him, "I just want to finish being a kid--I'm only 12 now--why does it all hinge on me all of a sudden and why wasn't I brought up knowing about all this?"

Gouging Fingers

Some Heavy Action Can Kill Lee's Estimated Superiority F L U F F B O Y

Marry: Dougie Pynter (even with the tatt, he's damn cute!) Sleep: Morten Harket (just not cute enough to marry) Throw: Mike Score (the hair is too much of a turn off) Viggo Mortenson Daniel Radcliffe Chris Pine (nice pkg)

Grade Reduction

California Oranges

If I knew Greek, it might sound better....babelfish really choked on this one...

Well...Mark, you've done it again and reduced me to a blubbering romantic in less than 5 chapters... I was sort of anticipating that Greg was going to HA out....but didn't expect it so soon, or in the office like that, I was expecting it on the yacht... I hope that Robbie's taking over the production co. doesn't change the dynamic between him and Brad, either. I don't think that Steph is going to be quite as promiscuous as he was in the past, if his mentioning a condom to Lou is any indication--they're at 1995, after all, and more aware of what's going on after having lost Roger, Mouse, Peter, Jake and Sam to the ravages of AIDS. In the last couple of weeks, I found it necessary to go back and read (not re-read) the entire CAP series--I needed the character histories so that I could better understand some of the references being made...I stopped at Be Rad Ch. 30, which was where I remember the rest of the story from (I started last year at Ch. 20 or so), just after Mouse came into the picture--which was also quite a whirlwind from there forward. Mark, go back and check the editing (and contextual spellings), now that your own writing style has improved, and you've got a good team behind you. I don't know if anyone's told you this yet, but after If It Fits is complete you should submit the entire series, as ONE book, to publishing houses--you're absolutely out of your mind if you don't.

Rob & I are still using IE7...we have a travel agency application that hasn't cleared their interface products for IE8 yet, so we're stuck waiting...

Closet Kit

James sat on his bed--fell was more like it as his legs gave way from under him--as he felt his head thump against the wall behind him and he closed his eyes, "So, you're telling me that I can choose my heritage by maturing into a werewolf and that by surrenduring to Vince, stave off a war that I never knew existed until today, or; choose to stay with my best friend, my boyfriend and first love, by becoming a full werewolf under him, no pun intended, thereby starting a continuation of a war that no one is likely to survive, immortal, werebeing, or neither--again, that I never knew existed until today--or; stay human and risk becoming a vampire and a slave to someone I never met--again--until today, unless this war ends before it starts which is highly unlikely, unless my protection is increased and remains inviolate? There's one other option you haven't mentioned, Tom. What happens if I die before either of the first two occurs? What happens if I choose to die, no werewolf, no vampirism, what happens then to this bloody war?!?"

I'm not so sure congratulations are in order for something we've been teasing you about for weeks, anyway. But, all the same, it's always great when someone reaches a milestone event in their lives! Congratulations on making another one my friend.

You Devil!

Happy Birthday, Bob...shouldn't you change your handle to "Older Bob" now?

Promises Kept

Bash Papparazzi!

Since most of the advice is coming from writers, let's take something from another writer: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Bought Out

Deployed equipment

On a T-shirt that Rob & I bought in Savannah, GA, a couple years ago: I have multiple personalities... and none of us like you!

I love it!

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