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What will it say??? One cute muppet, fairly good nick, but still many years of fun, offers??

Hey folks Cassie I'm not letting you down here because I'm starting my climb back up. And you will be in my way So sit on my shoulders and I'll drag us both up. No way am I letting Unc give me a kick in the jacksie so get back up girl Thank you Unc and Mike Its such a good feeling to have back up. And much appreciated too. Hugs all round

Hi folks Well I'm back in the pit again and right now I dont want to climb out. Please, Please I dont want sympathy, I really dont. This is my attempt to get it out of my head before it explodes. I am a good guy, I know I am, and its the one thing I cling to. That I do my very, very best to help and be there when I can. I'm as thick as fucking pig shit education wise. I dont pretend I'm anything else. I know farming, and a moderate amount of English. The rest is pure self taught. I was alone most of my life and reference books were my passion, I was forced to read the bible three times. why not bits of everything else too?. I really am wondering why the fuck I bother, why do I care? Well I do know its because I really do give a shit about all of you. Oh and I'm crying my heart out, and I dont care if that makes me less of a man, so yarboo sucks to those that thinks it does. Almosat forgot to say hugs all

Thanks baby I love you too

Thanks Carrington Now Y_B, You dont know me as well as some of the others, my past makes me who I am. What you call "Scientology" was my attempt at making it more light hearted. I didnt write the post for pats on the back or anything like that. I was simply stating a truth, and the things I dont care about, I really dont. Yeah admittedly I'm strange a little weird maybe. And maybe I dont come across how people think I should. In the depression thread I write how I feel and it helps. I've got so many hang-ups and issues, little rituals I play out every single day, would seem odd to anyone. But they stem from my past. My past, not yours or anyone elses. I am who I am. And for the record I've been out and about. I have seen people and met people. I will admit to the first post hitting hard. It did feel like an attack. The reason Stuby sent the PM, was he was with me when I read your post, and he loves me. I didnt tell him to write it. I have never asked anything from anyone, apart from help with my writing. I dont ask for sympathy or pats on the back. GA is a life line for me. Enough said.

What with? sling shot or shotgun???

Does it really matter as long as someone laughs?

They look like toes I dont have a foot fetish ............yet haha

I think it's quiet cool Can I have one for a pet? Just think all those free hand jobs

Dont you think its rollocking good fun though???

Thank you Marzipan Hey Joann Talking has always helped me, even when nobody is listening. Join in on the depression thread now and again. Someone always needs an ear, a shoulder, hug or a nice steel toe capped boot. And my dear friend and fellow Yorkshire man Yettie I ran out of likes but I owe you one buddy Since you joined I found a new friend and hopefully a long lasting one. Thanks all

Haha well my front tail only bends one way and no way is it going between my legs, so my back tail needs to come from behind, Is anyone still with me???

Well you all know me and Stuby do everything via skype so its a mixture of all three I groan and talk and give instruction and roar pretty loud at the end. Whereas Stuby whimpers and moans and just listens. Apparently my voice is hynotic and sends him ga-ga LOL. And there are screams from his end when he has final release. So all three for us two.

LMAO Zombie you are amazing hahaha, can someone help me try?

Thank you Louis, I see the same qualities in quite a few here. You too have such an outlook My love and respect dear friend

Did you kill this thread Daddy? Whats next, ummmm why am I always horny??

I am with both KC and Daddy on this one Same Q

What I care about and what I don’t. First of all I want to say GA is not just about writing and reading. It’s about people too. The one thing I’m proud of, before I joined GA was the fact that I have the quality of acceptance. I don’t care about: Your colour, your looks, or your dress sense, you could wear trousers, dresses or walk round with knickers on your head. It doesn’t matter. What your sex is or orientation, do you have a fetish for rubber or wax or just get off on having a quiet wank in a corner? Whatever it is, it’s none of my business and makes you, just that….. You. Do you have a god or not or believe in whatever. Again, none of my business, and as long as you don’t try and convert me. Do as you please. I don’t care how much money you have, do you live in a big rambling house a tiny flat or a shed? It is none of my business. What about disabilities, deformities, issues and hang-ups, mental or physical health? Once more that’s your business. We are human and different, and what makes us different is who we are as individuals. I think I’ve covered everything there, and if I have left anything then that too, doesn’t matter to me. Things I do care about. How you are today, and what makes you tick, I’m fascinated with how people live and who they are as people. Not because I’m nosy or need to know everything. But just what makes you...You. I care about if you are happy or sad, can I help in some way? Do you need an ear to scream at or whisper something in confidence? Do you need a smile or a hug, or someone to give you a quick kick up the jacksie and tell you to quit whining and get on with it? I was told once that I have the quality of not only listening but hearing too, or maybe the other way round I can’t remember. The simple reason for that is I care. Your life, all of you, is so very different from mine. And with each new friend with their life story, enriches my own. I have never been in a room with more than five people in it, and two of those were little girls. I guess the point of all this is just to say, come one come all. If I am not busy with my farm or with my man. Then I’m all yours. I’m out of here. Hugs all

Self sex..... about 20 minutes ago but I edge so no outcome Same Q

Just show me the slot will it fit??

Does a wank in a tractor count?? I honestly get really strong urges, and my circumstances are, that I can do it where the hell I like on my own place. Same Q

Its just a way of expressing hope. I dont pray for anyone, You have to believe in something for that. Its just a way of saying "I'm thinking of you" or I'm hoping you will get better soon". Some people do pray, and you have to respect that is what they do. Just because you dont do it. Doesnt mean others are the same. Good to see you getting better Cassie, what you go through at home and bored, is what I call "The bad side" It creeps in and upsets your thoughts and turns everything negative. But a little distraction and I tell it to sod off. Hey Harcallard good to see you again, Hugs all round

Do you take plastic?

Is this the pic I'm supposed to be getting madam ? You look beautiful I've always said so

They shouldn't cost that much should they???