Some great lines!
If I were you, mate, I’d start talking. Who else is aboard?
Shane, at the cockpit’s stern rail, thought of a way to help, and said to Basingstoke, “Whoever sent you screwed you right proper; last time, they sent a whole band of pirates. Did they bother to tell you that the pirates got themselves dead as maggots? Trev got ‘em. Now he’s got you. If I were you, I’d tell him what he wants to hear!
If I was you, I’d be hoping like hell his Mum’s going to be okay.
Go Trevor!