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We have Spy Bot on our computer and he haven't had any problems. I've heard of lave soft but i don't really know anything about it. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Tyrell, HAPPY BIRTHDAY dude. Have a great day but remember, behave yourself Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Forloyn, Did we catch you feeling cocky? Take care, Mike :sword:

I received this email from a friend and it is very interesting, to say the least. Let me know here what you think. Take care, Mike :sword: Dr Laura Schlessinger is a US Radio personality who dispenes advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality was an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstances. The following is an open letter to Dr Schlessinger penned by a US Resident, Jim, which was posted on the internet Dear Dr Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you. however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them. 1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think is a fair price for her? 3. I know I am allowed no contact with a women while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness (Lev. 15:19 - 24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence. 4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed posess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, bot not Canadians. Can you please clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we all go to the trouble of getting the whole town to stone them (Lev. 24:10 - 16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know that you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted fan, Jim

I think you all might like these and even know of some first hand. Take care, Mike :sword: CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get n piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to Monday Nite Football, I hope he's not going to be Howard. I hated that voice he had. Guess we'll know soon enough. The suspense is killing me. :wacko: Take care, Mike :sword:

Oh Hey, I got it, you turn into a pumpkin. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Myr, Congrats on 1000 posts. Now, Could you move some stories into the archive? Btw, you're not foolish. You don't run around nude made up as a clown, do you? Hehe Hey DK, be careful and arrive safe. Let us all now as soon as you can you're alive and well. We love you dude. Take care, Mike :sword:

Oh Man, I'm sure glad I have had an editor for all my stories and he's always giving me hell about one thing or another. I hope my stories haven't falen into that catagory. Please, if it has, let me know. Thanks guys, Mike :sword:

Hey Dude, Just read chapters 3 and 4. Great work. You know how to make a person want to come back for more. Can't wait for the next installment. Take care, Mike :sword:

Myr, Sorry dude, that stuff is waaaay to salty for my taste. There is only 1 salty thing I like to eat. Take care, Mike :sword: 250

Hey BM, What would give you that idea? Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Myr, Love the layout of the new site. I think the sword is a cool idea but I'll get to 250 before you get to 1000. I'm not sure of who else is helping with the deisgns on the new site but to them, Take care, Mike :sword:

Me either. I just hope the teen doesn't catch to much grief from his parents. Take care, Mike :sword:

OK Myr, Will you reach 1000 before I reach 250? Shall we see? Good luck. Take care, Mike :sword:

This has me both excited and confused. I can't wait to see what's going to happen but I'm just wondering what it's gong to be. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hummmmm, Myr will be at 1000 before Monday. I still haven't a clue to what he's talking about. ARGH!! Take care, Mike :sword:

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Hey Myr, You little Are you sure you weren't seen? I just hope you didn't get splinters in you bum. Take care, Mike :sword:

Thanks dude, I'll check them out. Take care, Mike :sword:

Dear Cloud, I didn't know that English wasn't your native language. If the word is spelled correctly, Word won't know it isn't the proper word for the sentence. You might want to have someone proof the chapter before you post it. We have editors here in the group but if the are busy, I'd be glad to proof them for you. Can't wait for the next chapter. Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey All, Being a retired firefighter/paramedic I think I'll just stick to getting cats out trees. Hehe :ranger: Take care, Mike :sword:

Hey Cloud, I read the first 2 chapters. They're not bad. It's a pretty good plot. I hope you're better then WWE. I noticed a few wrong words and some bad puncuation but other than that, it's pretty good. I plan on following the whole series. Take care, Mike Sanchez :sword:

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGG as Homer comes running at Tryel :wacko: Take care, Mike :sword:

Thanks Myr. Love ya babe. Take care, Mike :sword: