The_Jordanator

I’ve changed my mind and now looking at the idea of having a co-writer complete the story. DM me if you are interested

Thank you all so much for your interest in Someone Like Me, the feedback I’ve received has been enormously helpful. It’s been a very fun story to write but unfortunately it will remain unfinished…. Or will it? 8 years ago when I started writing SLM I only ran with the ideas in my head and a rough guide of where the story would go. I’ve been considering releasing a more developed plot line for you all but as I’ve been filling in these gaps and making tweaks and changes, I’ve realised that this story has got way too much potential to be left unfinished. The first 9 chapters are only the beginning of the madness. There is at least another 20 chapters to be written. Unfortunately I just can’t commit to that all on my own. But maybe you could? Please get in touch if you are interested in being a co-writer for Someone Like Me and help me complete this incredibly insane story. Trust me, you won’t regret it

Thank you all so much for your interest in Someone Like Me, the feedback I’ve received has been enormously helpful. It’s been a very fun story to write but unfortunately it will remain unfinished…. Or will it? 8 years ago when I started writing SLM I only ran with the ideas in my head and a rough guide of where the story would go. I’ve been considering releasing a more developed plot line for you all but as I’ve been filling in these gaps and making tweaks and changes, I’ve realised that this story has got way too much potential to be left unfinished. The first 9 chapters are only the beginning of the madness. There is at least another 20 chapters to be written. Unfortunately I just can’t commit to that all on my own. But maybe you could? Please get in touch if you are interested in being a co-writer for Someone Like Me and help me complete this incredibly insane story. Trust me, you won’t regret it

Very good questions. All of these characters had some kind of purpose, maybe less so for Monica, she was only meant to be some distracting entertainment for the reader. I possibly may have incorporated her into a key event. You’ll notice that the characters that the readers have been paying the most attention to in this story did not even get one mention in the end. Sometimes it’s the people you don’t notice which will have the most impact in a story. To fully tell the story of what happened would mean writing at least 20 more chapters and it would be a massive undertaking. Unfortunately with circumstances in my already busy life I just don’t think I can complete SLM. If anybody is interested I’m considering the possibility of releasing the entire plot line or something like that just to help with unanswered questions if it is in demand.

I’m surprised you can remember my story, you’ve no doubt read thousands of stories here and it’s been so long! Your feedback and continued support is hugely appreciated not just by me but by a lot of other authors here. This work is completely fictional though so I was trying not to be as realistic as possible but thanks for your critique on the prison situation anyways.

Eight Years Later… I’ve never been more nervous in my life. It took many conversations with my husband to gather up the balls to finally see two people I had put off seeing for so long. They wouldn't want to see me, I’m just going to make them angrier, I don’t have time to see them - I’m too busy with work. Excuse, excuse, excuse. But there were no more excuses I could make, this had to be done whether I liked it or not. Or else, I thought, I’m sure to be dead to them. Tod

You’ve read the beginning. Now 8 years later, we’re going straight to the end. Someone Like Me | Epilogue Coming out of the Closet 08.17.23 The Jordanator

I'm glad something that could've been a horrific life-threatening disaster for me bring such joy for you

So like, something curious happened today. Me and my mate, on the school computers, cracking out some media studies work, and I just happen to be on my photo drive staring at this picture I snatched off a digital album posted on the school site of a junior hockey sports game. The photo was of my best crush in the whole wide world even if you combined hot guys like Charlie Puth and Zac Efron together he still would be my pick crush since last year, standing on his lonesome, in the middle of a hockey game. It's creepy, but hey. So I was staring at the beauty of that right, and then my mate goes: "Who the fuck is he?" [exact quotation]. And I pretend like I definitely did not steal that picture how-could-you-say-I-stole-that-picture and I make up some shitty rush-and-panic reply that goes along the lines of a pelican flying across the skies and excreting a random picture into my photo drive. "Weird aye?" I say to him. He looks at me like wtf but then he says something that turns everything around. "That guy is my sister's boyfriend." ​NO NO NO THIS IS A ​DISASTER HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SINGLE AND POTENTIALLY GAY WHY IS HE NOT!!!!??? IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS!!!!! "Oh really?" I reply casually. "Yeah." he says. There was one scary moment in which he explicitly asked if I was a gay stalker and I just laugh that off because definitely 100% no way in a million years would I do something as hopeless as that. This revelation was still pressing in my mind though, so just to clarify, I said: "So is he really you sister's bf?" "Nah I was joking." He said. PHEW!!!! So that was my drama today. ​

Oooooh exciting stuff

Cutie pie!

Chapter 21 presented a key development in the story. Reading this, I felt frustrated to Zack for initially denying his father's abuse. However, this hidden truth was partially revealed to Zack's friends. Although the choice that Zach made about his reaction to the confrontation was one that was not the ideal approach in solving his problem, and one that frustrated myself and the reader, the outcome was favourable. The questions I am left wondering is: Will Brody end the relationship? Will Zach tell his mom and/or someone else fully about his problem? When will Zach's father get his justice served? Overall, a very engaging chapter which made me feel both frustrated and happy at the end. I always look forward to this story's updates. Please keep it up for Chapterr 22!

Me: Mum, guess what? Google has a new logo. Mum: That really is so interesting Jordan. Mum: It's really going to affect the way I live my life. Mum: I'm going to wake up every morning and my first thought will be of Google's new logo. Mum: Thank you for sharing that valuable information with me. Me: You could've just said you didn't care. Mum: But I actually do care. Me: Really? Mum: No.

I think drpaladin won the EDT this time, but jfalkon, can I just say I first thought that the person had shat on his pillow? Eeewwww! We we took a break last week with EDT but now we're back with a topic: What gross things have you found or heard others find in the sewerage plant, or in the sewers? Basically, what things you've flushed down the toilet either by mistake or on purpose which usually don't go down the toilet. A region of New Zealand called Bay of Plenty reported that they received from the sewerage lines from all household toilets things such as cellphones, keys, but also grosser things. They found bullets, tampons, g-strings, condoms, bottles, dolls, and even a guinea pig (or gerbil) which you'd imagine was quite dead. So what gross things have you flushed away or heard has been found in the sewerage. Reply to win!

Okay super speedy WBW today. I win again coz nobody's gonna whinge. my whinge this week is that I've got all this crap to do at schoo and the mock exams are coming up in like 2 weeks and I haven't really started properly revising and arrrrghhh. Yeah so that's my whinge. Tell me yours to win

Eeewwww GROSS thanks for sharing

It's time. Time for another super gross Tuesday, here with EEWS DAY TUESDAY. (Eew, eew, OMIGOD!) I won last week coz nobody's posting dem grossness so that makes me very sad and want to cry in my own pool of eew. Boo hoo hoo. Oh but hang on, it's EDT again and now I'm happy! And what delirious thing will we explicitly describe today? Hmmmmm....Oh yes here's a good one: HYGEINE, or more importantly, UNHYGENIC THINGS AND DOINGS. Good Ol grandma has an operation right? I can't remember what it's for but the doctors need urine samples from her and so she collects them over a period of time then gives it to the doctor. Anyway, she was at our house after her op and she pulled out a sample of her urine with glee. EEEEEWWW GROSS NANA! And then if that couldn't get any worse, she leaves it on the kitchen bench and then leaves it behind when she goes! NOOOOO THAT IS SO UNHYGIENIC AND DISGUSTING COZ THERES PURE SIXTY-FIVE YEAR OLD VAGINA EFFLUENT IN THAT 50ML BOTTLE AND ITS ALL YELLOW AMD IT SMELLS UGHHHHHHHHHHH Now it's your turn! P.s (sorry if I sound like I've taken heroine, the truth is I have. LOL just kidding)

The most definite winner for WBW this week has to be Blake for actually getting on his soapbox and venting. That's whinging to the new extreme. I know I'm early this week for this but it's Wednesday where I am so deal with it. My whinge this week is going to be about the friends I have who are the who-needs-enemies-when-you've-got-friends-like-that type. They're actually good friends to be with, but recently, I'm pissed off with them. There was a funeral yesterday for a person who was well known in our church. They got to leave school midday to go, but I couldn't as mum said it was quote 'too complicated' for her to write a note while the rest would take care of itself. So my friends teased me about staying at school rather than scoffing down custard squares and pies at the 'light refreshments' part of the funeral which everyone loves. The jokes were tolerable at first, but began to bug me like hell after a while. so that's my whinge. Now it's your turn!

Chapter 7.0 When I came to, I could see nothing but spots that slowly diminished until there were no more. My mind banged against my skull violently. My leg throbbed where I had been burned, but not as painful as before. Overall, I felt terrible. "Ohhhh..." I groaned. My eyes adjusted, and I recognised the surroundings of the chamber I was in. The chamber where I freaked at Siri. I was still here. In this imprisonment. I wish it was all just a dream I could wake up to and go, "Wow, what a wei

I think the clear winner here is jfalkon here, congrats on winning EDT! I thought this weeks EDT should be a little more dangerous. My question: What gross thing have you or someone else done as s bribe or a dare? I can't think of too many myself, apart from this one time a group of kids told me to eat a piece of chocolate which did, only to learn that someone had peed on it in the bathroom. I hope that was a lie! Share your gross dare with us to win EDT for the week!

It's not too often now days that I post things on my blog, and when I do it's because I'm being either an offensive faggot or in a jovial mood where I post random bullshit. But this blog post is neither of those for once. This post is about something interesting that happened to me today. There I was at Period 1 Geography (yes I take geo DON'T LAUGH we don't just colour in in geography. We go on field trips too). Anyway, I sit at a table group of 4, my friend Elliot, Reuben and Adam. Adam sits across from me. Anyway, someone else sat in Adam's space today. I didn't see or recognize who it was at first but the voice was deep. He asked if he could sit in the chair Adam usually occupies. I heartily said yes because Adam was late and he wasn't the brightest kid at the table which can get annoying for us. I mean, to his credit, Adam is a very good runner who will easily come in he top 3 in races. It's just that you have to show him where to stand on the winners podium if you get what I mean. Anyway, he sat down and I got a chance to look at him. OMG, he was CUTE! He had thick, blond hair, and a flawless face. Me and him got on straight away, but we didn't get too much time to talk coz Mr Gunning wanted silence but I let my fingers shift his homework diary with his name on front. I read it. I tried reading it again. I frowned and stared closer. I couldn't really decipher the name. "Konstantine." He said. Ah. That what it was. He then asked, "What's your name?" I said Jordan with a friendly smile before we had to listen to the teacher who was giving instructions. As we were working, I kept sneaking peeks at him coz he was sexy cute! Then he raised his hand to ask the teacher something, and when he did, I was shocked. He had a rich European accent! I suspected it was German, which I found out it was when I asked him before leaving class for next period. Then idiot me (excuse the pun), smiled and said "Das Koff", a German word is heard from somewhere. I didn't even know why I said it. He smiled and laughed at that, and I later on realized 'Das Koff' was German for 'idiot.' Good job, Jordan. But I'm so happy about this anyway! I can't wait for geography on Monday to see him again. As for my other crush, well there was a student trade fair on today which a group of his was taking part in. His stall sold French toast so I was kind to him and bought one. He didn't serve me especially he was actually doing something else at the time but it was all good. I was actually pretty nervous, and I swear he's the only one who makes me feel like that when I am near enough to him. Anyway, that was my great day I happily called Friday. I thought I'd share it with you all.

It's not too often now days that I post things on my blog, and when I do it's because I'm being either an offensive faggot or in a jovial mood where I post random bullshit. But this blog post is neither of those for once. This post is about something interesting that happened to me today. There I was at Period 1 Geography (yes I take geo DON'T LAUGH we don't just colour in in geography. We go on field trips too). Anyway, I sit at a table group of 4, my friend Elliot, Reuben and Adam. Adam sits across from me. Anyway, someone else sat in Adam's space today. I didn't see or recognize who it was at first but the voice was deep. He asked if he could sit in the chair Adam usually occupies. I heartily said yes because Adam was late and he wasn't the brightest kid at the table which can get annoying for us. I mean, to his credit, Adam is a very good runner who will easily come in he top 3 in races. It's just that you have to show him where to stand on the winners podium if you get what I mean. Anyway, he sat down and I got a chance to look at him. OMG, he was CUTE! He had thick, blond hair, and a flawless face. Me and him got on straight away, but we didn't get too much time to talk coz Mr Gunning wanted silence but I let my fingers shift his homework diary with his name on front. I read it. I tried reading it again. I frowned and stared closer. I couldn't really decipher the name. "Konstantine." He said. Ah. That what it was. He then asked, "What's your name?" I said Jordan with a friendly smile before we had to listen to the teacher who was giving instructions. As we were working, I kept sneaking peeks at him coz he was sexy cute! Then he raised his hand to ask the teacher something, and when he did, I was shocked. He had a rich European accent! I suspected it was German, which I found out it was when I asked him before leaving class for next period. Then idiot me (excuse the pun), smiled and said "Das Koff", a German word is heard from somewhere. I didn't even know why I said it. He smiled and laughed at that, and I later on realized 'Das Koff' was German for 'idiot.' Good job, Jordan. But I'm so happy about this anyway! I can't wait for geography on Monday to see him again. As for my other crush, well there was a student trade fair on today which a group of his was taking part in. His stall sold French toast so I was kind to him and bought one. He didn't serve me especially he was actually doing something else at the time but it was all good. I was actually pretty nervous, and I swear he's the only one who makes me feel like that when I am near enough to him. Anyway, that was my great day I happily called Friday. I thought I'd share it with you all.

All I can say Blake is that do you feel better after that hearty Whinge you just did? Coz that might just win you Whinge Binge Wednesday for this week. That is annoying though. Technology is great, but not when it does things you don't want it to do.

You win straight up MrM! That's a good Whinge! I don't actually have much of a Whinge for WBW this week, everything's going well for me. Oh actually I do, I just remembered. I misplaced my flash drive somewhere at school and I can't remember where I left it. Luckily there aren't too many important things on there and files that are I uploaded to the school server recently off of the drive. It's a cool flash drive though, it's like this storm trooper head. I have it's body which acts as it's cap but not the head and drive itself. So I'm a bit annoyed about that. Hopefully no one has nicked it. Anyway, that's my small Whinge, what's your Whinge for this week?

Celethiel, yours ain't as gross as my submission, but you still win EDT for participating! Well done. This week: The Workplace What gross things have you found at work or have seen others do? I'm not at work but I've heard a story of a woman walking into a bathroom and finding two if her co-workers brushing dandruff out if each others hair. Maybe more wierd than gross? And Dad learnt the other day that one of his employees had sex with someone else on his office chair. That would freak me out about sitting in that chair, seriously. Now it's your turn!