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I also confess I did have a small taste off a large shard of glass. It was like tasting guilt.

I got in trouble for being deceitful about trying to hide the fact that I'd broken the wind bottle, Dad wasn't too fussed over me actually breaking it.

This is embarrassing. I do a lawn mowing job for my dad's employee. The employee Mike gave me a bottle of wine for Dad coz he owed him for something. Anyway, after the job, I began waking home with the lawn mower with the edge clipper and broom on it, with the bottle in hand which was wrapped in plastic wrapping. I only got around the corner when the bottle slipped from my hand. Yes, I dropped and smashed it. So as I stared in complete fascination at what I'd done, I thought about telling mum and dad this. Then I thought, no I can scoop up the peices in the catcher and throw it out when I get home and no one will know. I didn't think through the part where Mike texted dad to say 'hope you enjoy the wine'. Confession time it is then.

Warning: This is a message that may offend middle-aged to near elderly members. No offense. I just want to know where all the teens arehere? You know? Practically all my friends here are between 40 and 60 and that's awfully disturbing. They're great but they'd be better if they stayed a teenager. I know a couple in their twenties and I know ConnorWhite who is 17 (hurrah) but that's like the only teen here I know. If you are teen near the age of 16 or know of anyone who fits this category, comment below. Btw, thanks all for your thoughts and opinions on the 'Gay for a week' entry. You'll be interested to know that only one of those comments are being approved my me. Ha! Kidding! See you all in my next entry

Thanks guys for your opinions! I'll see how things are still working out after the weekend. And I'll take a hug from celethiel any day, especially when I spell his name correctly like I did just then.

On the way home today, I saw this hilarious thing I have to tell you. We were behind a van which looked like it belonged to an electrical company. On the back of the van however it said: 'We remove your shorts and turn you on.' I nearly died with laughter right then and there.

This is going to be interesting. For the first time, I'm letting you into the bizarre and crazy world of me. Welcome, take a seat and get comfy. Now, today something wierd happened. I have been friends with a boy called Chris since 2012 at high school. He has a half right arm which extends only to his elbow where his stump is. He is fit and us a national swimmer representative. He is quite smart, obsessed with Game of Thrones and Greek mythology and is quite opinionated. He's average looking, but that hasn't stopped me from having a few sexual fantasies about him during past hormonal moments. A couple of years ago I got brave and we exchanged a short 'I'll show mine if you show yours' in secret. But he is straight, and has had a gf or two while I knew him. He doesn't know I'm gay too. Today when we were at school he told me something quite unexpected. That he was gay. Now this isn't your typical come-out-of-the-closet gay, this was unusual. It was what he says next that was wierd. He was gay, but for a week only. Chris told me it was a "social experiment" to see how others reacted. Apparently he posted it on Facebook and friends of his praised him for it. But as for me, this makes things very, VERY interesting. What do you think I did? Naturally, I asked Chris who he had a crush on. He looked at me with a knowing smile. It was me wasn't it? He was in love with me. Then he rattled off a whole bunch of names, none of which were mine. Maybe he didn't know how if take it if I were one if his crushes? Or maybe he doesn't have eyes for me. But then again, his feelings can't be real. Who the hell decides they're gonna be gay for a week? Who? WHO??? He even said he'd probably be straight again once the week over, with a definite 80% chance. So what should I do, people? Dismiss this as a ridiculous scheme that's probably gonna vanish by tomorrow lunchtime or should I take a risk and make a move? Perhaps I should ask him what he thought of me, in his temporarily gay eyes? What are your opinions?

In another words, just another typical day at your house?

That sums his up perfectly! Thank you James!

Thanks, you are awesome too I agree - boys are sexy

Nothing significant, I'm in an effort to rid the world of self-obsessed celebrities.

Lets start a protest and ban Kanye West from society! And then once we've done that, Beiber's ass belongs to us! [insert triumphant Ullulation here]

So someone asked for me to tell about my likes and dislikes. That would be a good start. So here they are, welcome to my world of what I give the tick and what I give the cross. I like food, iPad, TV, music, writing and sketching. And of course: Boys, boys, boys. I like the summer sun, the warmth of my bed and hanging out with good friends. What I don't like is unfair treatment, self obsessed celebrities and anchovies. And I'm not into fantasy/witchcraft either. So there we are. I've decided I'll blog about the things that are going on in my life, as well as things I'm thinking about out and want to tell you guys. Thank you for you comments and support

Hello everyone! Welcome to the Jordanation! Thanks for popping in. I only figured out how to do this five minutes ago and now I've started an egocentric tribe of one. Please follow this blog, that would be awesome. Not bad first entry so far, huh? What's gonna be in this blog? (That's always good to talk about) Good question - I have no idea. But that's great because I can post random babble and it'll be okay! OH I know, I'll do done promotional plug-ins for my story 'Someone Like Me'. That'll be a great way to get some publicity for my story. Go check it out or else my calvary of pirate unicorns will go and maim your mothers. By the way, Happy Mother's Day everyone! That's enough from me now before I get reported to, The_Jordanator

Chapter Four After Mrs Pfeffer called the roll, she proceeded to hand us all a blank piece of paper. "First off, we're gonna be doing personality sketches. On this paper, you're going to tell some things about you, without using words. Things like your interests and hobbies, and what you are like as a character. Only use drawings and sketches that represent something about you. Use as much color as you want, so that we get a taste of your personality." She said to the class. Not that I wa

Hey Connor, Im liking this story so far. I have to agree with Jikarn a little bit, it is a little bit fast paced ,a bit more description couldn't do amiss too. As for your New Zealand setting, for me I easily understood it, seeing that I live here, but you might want to think about the naive Australians or Americans who don't know a whole lot about how the New Zealand cities and school systems. (No offense to Americans or Australians). Great start anyway, I'll read more soon

Chapter Three I felt on top of the world. To think that today was one of the best days ever...it was unbelievable. I had to wonder if this was a dream or not. If it were, then I could understand why this day was too good to be true. But it was all too real, this wasn't an illusion at all. I've actually talked to one of the most cutest boys at this school that I've seen so far. And he remembered me from History! And he liked talking to me. And he smiled at me. And...and... Oh God, there

Chapter One has been updated and fixed. That was a mistake on my part, it would help everyone if I clicked 'Publish Chapter'Thank you for your supportive reviews. You will be interested to know that Chapter 3 is nearly ready to post

Chapter Two I thought I was going to die. That's what I convinced myself last night as I lay there in my bed, staring at the ceiling. They'll know soon enough...and then I'm sure as hell dead. I was preparing myself for the worst. The absolute worst. But you know what? So far, it's not too bad. I was starting to calm down a little as I headed for my History class. Sure, the nervousness still tap danced inside me, but the terror was gone. It was only my first class and not even a real c

Chapter OneThe worst night of my life was over as soon as the wake up call echoed through the house."JORDAN! Get outta bed!"There it is. The calling. The signal that the night has ended, and now there is a new beginning. The start of an absolutely terrifying day. Last night had been awful too. Tossing, turning, dozing in and out of sleep. Finally managing to succeed at past midnight until half-waking up before the calling. A very uncomfortable night, and for what? Lying in dread and fear of toda

15-year old Jordan has had it rough at his old school in New York. He has been ridiculed for being gay and has been dubbed a freak. And with parents of high expectations, things aren't easy. What will the new school in Nebraska be like? Will it be the exact same, or will someone like Jordan change everything?

This is my second-best story you've done, Comsie. This is brilliant! I hate to be one of those blood-thirsty vultures who crave for more chapter updates, but the truth is I do. A LOT! I guess you can expect that from an eager fan-base. So maybe more frequent updates on this please? And maybe for 'My only escape' while you're at it (this is my favourite of yours). Update soon! Jordan

Awesome! I love this story, please keep working on your captivating and purely brilliant writing! Don't leave me hanging!

O,,,,M....G! I am moved so much by that story, it was legendary! It's not just the typical "love-at-first-sight" story that we all enjoy, but it goes to another degree, where the character has done it all before (apart from sex) with his ex and when they'd split up, he was really torn, even so after he mets Brice. I really thought Brice and Danny would never get back together, I even thought that Adam and Danny would get back together as boyfrends! But no, you did an awesome job with the ending, and it was really moving. The emotion in it was intense. And even better, you finished it! This story doesn't need to go on, otherwise it turns pointlessly pornographic. This is really good! Thank you for another marvellous story!

Another great work of art from the brilliant Comsie himself! Great job, but I STILL WANT MORE!!!