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He brought the beach home?! I hope Mom wasn't too mad with all the sand in her house

I'm innocent! Not my fault those boy flies are barely born and they're already at it boys and their toys... But, when their done with their business, they get out of the fig first and get eat by ants as a distraction for the girls to come out next and safely

I'm watching a wildlife documentary. One segment was about some flies in some countries. Mama fly sneak into a fid to lay eggs then dies in there. The boys are born first and have to fertilize the female eggs with their penis which is twice as long as their entire body!

Fingers crossed

My aunt looked to book one for my grandma who is 85, but due to delay in deliveries she's on the waiting list and looking at no sooner than April/May...

Watch out, he might take it as an invitation

Seems some clarification is needed here. I lend them to you for a couple of hours only. I haven't done the inventory yet but you better not have broken any of my toys little brother

I played with dirt this afternoon Dad doesn't know it yet but as I couldn't find the little rocks I wanted for the bottom I might have bought a 25kg bag of little rocks/gravel

Nice play of word I had some ham and lardons quiche and a chocolate lava cake

Unfortunately it's not the case in France. When I had my car accident, the old lady (over 80yo!) who drove into me be not stopping at a stop sign said "oh I'm sorry but usually there's no one at this time and day" and from the state of her car I wasn't the first to literally cross path with her... Many old people have trouble with roundabouts. Not long ago a grandpa stopped in the middle of one to let me, "good thing" it was a small one on our little town. I was shocked, moving my arms around trying to let him know it was dangerous and to move on he seemed to humph when I didn't accept "his offer" At least a sight check should be mandatory. Before he started to lose his mind my grandpa was still driving... his sight was probably at 50%. The car knew the way, he'd say...

All is well here. Freezing but the sun is shining and the sky bright blue. I've just dragged myself out of my warm bed to go to the fishmonger and now I'm warming up with a big cup of hot cocoa. How are things in the green country?

Afternoon gang

I went to have a look in the garden... and horror we have forgotten to leave the water tank open 😬 it is now a massive (we're talking about 1.50meter tall and 80cm of diameter) ice cube with, from the sound of it, a bit of water inside

Fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Morning! I woke up early. Meat for lunch is already in the oven. It's snowing tiny little fluff that are sticking to the cold ground. Minion is looking out the window with a dejected look on his face. He's definitely not a fan of the snow and cold.

Nothing's good on tv so getting an early night Ni need for a hot water bottle. I have a cat at my feet (Minion), one tucked against my belly (Looping) and a third glue alongside my back (Cacahuète).

Thanks, you too. I'm not planning on going out. Minion who is usually in and out of the house all day didn't go out at all. Well he got his head through the window and ran back in!

Omg they've just said on the news the feel like temperatures for Wednesday and Thursday will be from -15 to -20°C in the north part of the country 🥶🥶🥶 yeah yeah it might feel like spring for our Canadian and new yorker friends but I dont remember ever having temperatures this cold, ever! I think I did well going shopping today instead of the next few days

That looks very interesting thank you B

I love those homemade thing. You'd thing beer and wine would be like a complex science but you can actually do it yourself that's so cool. When we emptied my grandparents house there was an old cider press my great grandpa used. It wouldn't have been good to use anymore but a cider museum/association one of my uncle knows was interested to restored and exposed but my "dear aunt" took it to turn into an outdoor flower pot by now it's probably rotten in an abandoned corner of her garden

I did good buying news winter/snow shoes a few weeks ago at Decathlon. They're a mix between hiking boots and snow boots. Good sole with a gripping design to not slip, fur inside and they're ankles high and very flexible. And very important they are warm!

I decide to go shopping if just to get a bit of air. Though I'm only going to the local small shop by foot as my car door is frozen close. The air is fresh and crisp but it feels good to be out

I'm torn. I'm bored so I'm thinking of going to do the little shopping that's on the list but on the other hand it can wait a day or two and I dont want my ass cheeks to end up like popsicle

Hey my Sexy Lumberjack Ooops I forgot to put his belt on