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bignick

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  1. This is why you're my third favorite. Excellent question! Thank you, Spike. Craig, you have the floor.
  2. All I'm hearing is "I missed you, froggy". Awww! I missed you too, Grumpy.
  3. Where have you been?
  4. Can I get a can opener here? "My hero!"
  5. Steve, my friend, could I borrow 1 billion dollars? It's for a good cause.
  6. No problem. Let me get my checkbook. You can cash it afterwards.
  7. Dear journal: Spike said something nice about Drew. That makes three so far.
  8. Chef Albert, do you take requests? Four-course dinner for two. I want to invite Gary to a romantic evening. Easy on the garlic, please.
  9. We know.
  10. You jerk!
  11. Hello there. Have we met? You seem familiar.
  12. Did you kiss the chef? Left a nice a favorable review? Will you recommend his cooking?
  13. Shouldn't we alert the victim... I mean, the date that "things" could get wild?
  14. Hey, Gary.! Hey, Clo! Oops! Is there a chance she let me go with just a warning?
  15. <after evacuating the staff, guards, secret service, and employees, nukes Texan ImperiaI Palace >
  16. What?! No notifications?! Am I at the right place?! You guys have finally decided to follow my example and behave like sweet and innocent angels. So proud of y'all! But seriously, we need a little bit of fun.
  17. Is everyone getting married, but me? Besides, Mickey is too young. He should wait two or three more years.
  18. You have nothing to worry about. Just make sure they don't look like vikings or Gary. Don't worry, Drew. We'll imagine you nekid, and that will calm your nerves.
  19. Partying in England: Partying in the USA: Partying in Canada:
  20. Not to mention we would never hit on your men. Partying in Australia: Partying in Thailand: Partying in France:
  21. That's exactly what I wish I had! Ugh! I feel so jealous. I'm so glad you and your buddies have those monthly reunions. Is it just the four of you? Or are the families also invited? About Danny and Lachlan, are they single? Could they be interested in a lovely French maiden and an adorable frog?
  22. @Headstall Great minds! What are you doing later?
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