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How are you feeling, B?
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Hey! I didn't see my name on that list. Prepare for world of pain! In the nicest way possible.
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Could I have a word with you and the cute delivery man?
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~ SIGH ~ To be young, Texan, and in a love/hate relationship. "Can't live with him, can't live without him". Here's to Spike and Drew. May your lovers' quarrels be endless... for your friends' entertainment.
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Can I get you a glass of water? Oxygen maybe?
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Judge (me):
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Absolutely, completely, and totally unbiased. Oh! He's very wrong. You're a ruthless tyrant. ~ cough... cough... taken out of context... ~
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Old-fashioned.
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Spike may be gullible, neurotic, old-fashioned, and nerdy. But never wrong. Don't worry, dude I got your back.
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Why did the hobbit throw a clock out the window? To see time fly. I also blame Pagey.
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As genuine as your claims of being a top.
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I hope it arrives on time.
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Good morning my insanely funny peers. I hope you are healthy, warm/cool, and on your best behavior.
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Yeah. Most sane people. But we're talking about the Mad God-and-Emperor. You can always offer Drew to them. But then he'll just be a snack (or half a snack ). "How to survive the zombie apocalypse" training camp starts tomorrow at 0500.
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Because they know how delicious and nutritious we are.
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Please, spare me the fake outrage. One nukes anything that isn't Texan certified (unless his name's Spike ), and the other is rooting for him. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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The same old story: Dr. Al and Mr. Bert .
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Wrong country.
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Come in. Welcome. Red is over there. 🍷 The pedicurist quit. Even she has limits.
