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bignick

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  1. (This is called "contradicting yourself" )
  2. I suppose that's the common denominator: growing apart year after year, which eventually leads to losing contact. My best friend moved to the USA (fortunately not to Texas) when I turned thirteen, and he twelve. We reconnected years later through Facebook. He came out to me, I came out to him (what were the chances!). Our friendship remains the same. Last year, he came to the country for a few days, and asked if I was up to meet him and his husband. And no, I didn't make any moves on the man (what kind of frog do you think I am?!). I'm glad there's at least one person in the world who's known me for what feels like forever, and still considers me a friend.
  3. Does anyone have a male/female best friend? Or is the concept applicable only when we're kids/teens?
  4. His parties always stink.
  5. I can fix it. Is this an improvement?
  6. His statement is supported by facts.
  7. What happened to the title of "Dictator"?
  8. And I refuse to the title of "Head Troublemaker". I'm sweet and innocent.
  9. No. You're a perv for using your toys outside the bedroom. And a gaslighter for pretending to be a victim. As for the functioning brain, let's see. Hey, Google, do frogs have functioning brains? Google: "The frog has a highly developed nervous system". Thanks. Or worse. Bite him and say he tastes like chicken. Known by whom? The Ministry of Truth?
  10. Now you see why. Drew, you perv.
  11. How convenient she forgot. Maybe your teacher should forget to put a grade on her report too. Good luck with your assignment. Look after yourself. Hopefully it's just exhaustion. Eat three meals per day, sleep eight hours, avoid stressful situations and bullies (looking at you, Drew ).
  12. Hang in there. Week's just getting started.
  13. Sorry, Drew. There was a fly.
  14. That law is about to be repealed.
  15. Our team of environmentalist lawyers will put a stop to your evil schemes. Save the Earth! Save the Earth! 🌎 Hello... ummm... Danny?
  16. The truly new green deal.
  17. So, you also hate ducks. Sorry, pal. Karma is a quack.
  18. Because we're sweet, adorable, and most importantly, have hairless feet. He was being nice. You wouldn't understand.
  19. I'm glad you see it my way.
  20. You're the only one who gets me. Happy Saturday, Gary.
  21. Thanks, big bro.
  22. That sucks, man. Want me to send you a pack of loincloths? They should be mandatory for summer. As for me, physically speaking, I'm ok. Mentally speaking.... I'll get back to you later.
  23. Come on, Spike! Say I'm nice! Say it!
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