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bignick

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  1. Look at the time! Night everyone!
  2. But giving up your title of God-and-Emperor is. Merry Christmas, Texans! You're free!
  3. You'll have to define "normal", Dugh. Hmmm... this reminds me of a story that happened to... a friend. One evening, he went to his parents' house. He saw one of his mom's sisters was there. He can't stand the woman, wants nothing to do with her. Didn't even say "hello" to his mom, let alone allowed the other woman to see him. I took off... I mean, my friend took off immediately.
  4. And to me, you're Mr. Sexy Pants.
  5. Hello Mr. Studly Mounted Police to you.
  6. I can't decide whether to send some rain to Australia or sunlight to France. Oh, I know!
  7. Question: what would happen if our resident tyrant came in contact with a polygraph? Which one would survive?
  8. Why didn't I see that coming? Love your house! Love your Christmas tree!
  9. I volunteer to be the official taster. But knowing you, I'll probably be tasting dog food instead. STEVE!
  10. Aloha, Albert! Good morning, Pagey!
  11. Is that what cookie heaven looks like? Even while sleeping, you're plotting some evil dictatorial scheme.
  12. G'day everyone! Although a bit rainy, with temperatures of 23°C/74°F. Who left the ac on? 🥶
  13. That's my buddy!
  14. Lovely story. What about How the Frog Stole Steve ?
  15. I hope you're planning the sequel: Frogpaw. Hi, Gary! Are you doing ok?
  16. Don't you think it's still way too big? You sure it's not kangaroos farting in your backyard?
  17. Sea creatures and I are not a good mix.
  18. Dear Santa: could I look after Dugh's herd for a week? Thanks.
  19. I thought it was called the Nowhere Peace Prize. Sorry, my bad.
  20. You, little brat! Awww! But his enthusiasm is contagious.
  21. Someone needs a new diaper. Don't look at me! He's not mine!
  22. Aloha, Albert! Aloha, Steve! I see you're working your magic on our dear friend. Keep it... up?
  23. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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