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Oh, so you're a critic now. Wait until you read my next piece: Drewmpelstiltskin. Don't worry. He's going to betray me soon enough.

That was part of my plan. Already working on part 2. I agree with the general consensus. Between ages 5 and 6. First the syllabus, then words, then full sentences. Although I do remember learning the alphabet before 1st grade.

Where's loyalty when you need it? Hey, Albert. Dude! Sweet dreams , but keep the fire extinguisher next to the bed.

Hello, Pagey. I'm doing ok. Ummm... we need to talk. Pfft! Your review would have gotten two thousand likes.

G'day folks!

This is fan-fic: Drewdo Baggins inspected the recent opened package. Curiosity was bubbling inside him. "A ring?", he asked. "Yes", confirmed Spikearagorn. "But it's too big for me", exclaimed the nervous hobbit while holding the golden artifact. "It's for me, silly", chuckled the human, thinking his companion's innocence was endearing. Drewdo looked at Spikearagorn's fingers. Then at the ring. "Your fingers are big, but not that big", he stated, wondering if his savior was making a joke. If so, he missed it. "Who said it's for a finger?, said Spikearagorn, throwing a wink to the smaller man. Drewdo immediately blushed. "Is it going to hurt?", he asked with trembling knees. "I won't lie. Yes, but only for a moment. It's going to be special. I promise", reassured Spikearagorn. Drewdo took deep breaths to calm his racing heart. There was nothing he wouldn't do for his man. So, he sterilized the needle, pricked the man's earlobe, and placed the earring. Very pleased with his work, he said with a smile "me next". The End And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you leave fan-fic to the experts.

What's missing in this picture? Oh, I know! The cute waiter who's too nervous to ask you out, and who's always checking if you need anything else.

Are you giving free kisses? Hi, Terry!

Yo, Albert! How's Steve? Has he asked you about me?

You will pay for that! And we don't take credit cards or blank checks! I haven't read it (shocker! ), but I'm sure it's fine. Stop being hard on yourself.

You've been spending too much time with Clo. Should I be jealous?

That's Supergirl. I know my comics. Hi Terry!

His communication skills are explosive. Finding Atlantis would be easier.

Ahem... Just Albert? Hi, Man! Afternoon, Wonder Woman. All the world is waiting for you.

Good morning, buddy. How was your night? Aloha, Albert1444. You've gained ten points in my book.

Is this how you say "hello"? Manners, little man. Hey, Drewberry. I was wondering when we'd see you... and your nukes.

Wait... Something is not right... Is it morning already?! But I want to stay in bed! Good morning-afternoon-evening folks.

My friend, that looks delicious. But next time, pickles instead of cucumber. Night everyone.

Your Fairy Honor, permission to conduct a cavity search on the prisoner. 🫡

No black olives! No half-cooked bacon! And certainly... no anchovies!

Awww! You're the best! I love you too. Goofball means innocent, right?

I have no idea what you're talking about. But you know me so well.

Happy Saturday, Gary. Don't forget to take your vitamin V.

Hey, B. I forgot to ask why did you need the garbage bags for? Do you have a body to get rid of? Am I an accessory to a crime? Am I going to be extradited to Australia? Night, Terry. Sweet pizza dreams.