That's wonderful news, Handsome! And don't worry, I've been keeping everyone in line while you've been recuperating.
Your Lung said dictionaries add entries based on common vernacular. It should go without saying that "common vernacular" would apply to the entire Anglosphere, not just one website. So no, none of your redacted words will ever become entries in any reputable dictionary.
A dozen people at most saying [redacted-1] and [redacted-2] in one section of one website on the world wide web, is in no way shape or form considered "common vernacular."