Excuse me, but that spider was in the same spot for days on end, and then it disappeared, so I'm worried for its welfare.
I'll acknowledge that people are saying that I'll allegedly turn 31.
I never sleep with my mouth open.
First, stop bullying me! Second, a detector that's perturbed is by definition faulty!
Why would I drink something meant for you, Sexy?
Finding the light doesn't make someone lost.
Whatever. I'm still not 30 or 31.
A needle constantly spinning like that suggests that your detector is faulty.
Been away for a bit because I didn't want to be potentially spammed with a daily countdown to my next birthday.
As for how I've been doing, well I've been totally chill about losing track of a spider that had been hanging out in the upper corner of my bedroom. Totally chill.