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Drew Espinosa

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  2. Drew Espinosa
    Stop blaming me and take responsibility for your own actions.
  3. Drew Espinosa
    Aloha Gorgeous!
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  5. Drew Espinosa
    I'm invalidating your nomination.
  6. Drew Espinosa
  7. Drew Espinosa
    You're not nominating yourself?
  8. Drew Espinosa
    The Ministry of Truth deals with fact, not fiction.
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  10. Drew Espinosa
    Nope, only insane people like anything about the French.
  11. Drew Espinosa
    Don't worry, @Headstall was just auditioning for a job in the Ministry of Truth. Fortunately for you, he failed spectacularly. Handsome just doesn't understand the subtle art of correcting the record.
  12. Drew Espinosa
    I'm reporting you to the Tolkien Estate for your unauthorized use of their intellectual property.
  13. Drew Espinosa
    Aw! You want me to name my first cheetah pelt after you?
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  15. Drew Espinosa
    Aww! You want me to burn down the last redwoods? Gladly!
  16. Drew Espinosa
    What's that? You want me to hunt down the cheetahs?
  17. Drew Espinosa
    Nice try, but I can invalidate any poll.
  18. Drew Espinosa
    I'd invalidate the results, since that is my right as God-and-Emperor.
  19. Drew Espinosa
    I never whine. And even if I did, it'd never be bitchy.
  20. Drew Espinosa
    I already claimed him the day I realized I lost Frank.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    Zuho's been mine for two years, and none of your ridiculous whining will change that fact... bitch! It was practical, because I was trying to prevent you from snagging all the guys in a series, again! Plus, the actors are hot.
  22. Drew Espinosa
    You tried to steal my Zuho! I was being practical, not greedy.
  23. Drew Espinosa
    Sweetie, the only grand conspiracy going on is you using your time off work to steal men from me!
  24. Drew Espinosa
    But there has to be something better to do other than to listen to someone who's French. Yeah... we know your pffts are unstoppable.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    Y'all need to stop listening to that French fairy's fantasies!
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