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  1. Drew Espinosa
    If I finally plead insanity, does that disqualify me?
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    Actually,
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    Keeping my fingers crossed!
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    Aloha Gorgeous!
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    Neither do I, yet I didn't see you correcting @clochette.
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    I was starting to feel bad about nuking the Baiji... Not anymore!
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    Nope! Y'all are stuck with me.
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    My species is H. sapiens, the same as all of you.
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    What's that? You want me to exterminate all penguins?
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    Bitch, I'm No. 1!
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    It must be your lunch break if you're on here to spout your usual nonsense. How about you actually eat your lunch in silence instead of bothering me?
  15. Drew Espinosa
    This happened in Pagey's city.
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    You can help by *not* bullying me!
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    Y'all are the ones constantly complaining how 'tyrannical' I am, that makes y'all the Karen's.
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    It's too late for the Pinta Island Tortoise... That book pointed out that it was the rarest species in the world, with only one known living individual. Unfortunately, Lonesome George died in 2012. Therefore his species is now extinct.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    You shouldn't have bullied me yesterday.
  22. Drew Espinosa
    Aloha Gorgeous! I hope you don't get a brand new computer for the rest of the week!
  23. Drew Espinosa
    Approved by the Ministry of Truth. Hi, Terry! And trust me, I would never ever bring any harm to the Mekong River Dolphin!
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    Actually, I just used the internet to get pics of these species. I still own a children's book about the world's rarest animals that I got as a kid. I chose the species from that book, though because it's twenty years old, a lot of the species listed there have since rebounded, which limited my selection.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    @Headstall Meet the Baiji, aka the Yangtze River Dolphin: There hasn't been a sighting of this dolphin in 40 years, so it's possibly extinct already... let's make the extinction official! <nukes the Yangtze River> @clochette Meet the Eungella Torrent Frog: This is an endangered frog species found only in a small area west of Mackay, Queensland. <destroys all of Queensland> @Mancunian Meet the Eastern Barred Bandicoot: The Victorian subspecies is critically endangered, so we might as well make it extinct, right? <nukes Victoria> And because I'm not a monster, I'll allow the Tasmanian subspecies to live on.
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