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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Drew Espinosa
    That's better.
  2. Drew Espinosa
    They are on a rotating plate, not in a microwave.
  3. Drew Espinosa
    Shut up heretic! Or I'll send you to the Spanish Inquisition!
  4. Drew Espinosa
    The last pope was Argentinian, why can't the next pope be Texan?
  5. Drew Espinosa
    That's just patently wrong. Don't you remember, I'm the God-and-Emperor, therefore why would I disagree with the idea of me being Pope as well?
  6. Drew Espinosa
    Don't take the Lord's name in vain!
  7. Drew Espinosa
    Don't worry, the College of Cardinals have named me the new Pope. Yeah, I'll be engaging in holy communion with the Italian cops.
  8. Drew Espinosa
    <nukes Rome, Italy>
  9. Drew Espinosa
    What are you talking about? I never said [redacted].
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    Tease her every day!
  13. Drew Espinosa
    Seconded.
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    Just wanted to mix things up a bit. No, I don't! How will that help you get your Master's Degree?
  17. Drew Espinosa
    A couple of studly souvenirs, right?
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    That's the title of the Pope in Italian. You should know that, since you want to intern in Italy.
  20. Drew Espinosa
    40+ years from now.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    Whatever you say, grandpa.
  22. Drew Espinosa
    Donald's the same age as you, which isn't helping your case.
  23. Drew Espinosa
    You've lived nearly three quarters of a century, and you're still acting like a child?
  24. Drew Espinosa
    Y'all are a match made in hell.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    Maybe I should revisit your 'Gorgeous' title...
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