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    Yes. At least you admit that your eyes are lying to you.
  3. Drew Espinosa
    Seems Clo is unhappy with me not censoring Spike's favorite word.
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    No I'm not.
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    A little history lesson for @Mancunian: 2014: I'm elected Governor of Texas. 2015: I declare independence from the US and become president of the Republic of Texas. 2016: Texans overwhelmingly vote in favor of Texas becoming an empire, and I become Emperor. 2017: Texans award me the additional title of God. Hence, that is why I am the God-and-Emperor of Texas.
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    This comment is so beautiful, I won't even censor it.
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    Texas is an independent and sovereign empire.
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    Biden said climate change, why are you contradicting the president?
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    If anyone should be sent to the ICJ and ICC, it should be the Canadians for inflicting that smoke on the world.
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    Damnit, I thought with you being away for several weeks, you'd have forgotten @spike382's ridiculous phrase.
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    Laughing counts.
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    the both of you!
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    I'm a citizen of Texas, therefore I only recognize the authority of Texas law! I'm brave! Around midnight, my brother found a spider in the kitchen, and I bravely went to assist him in killing it! I have never nuked any animals. Or people.
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    You need to find the equivalent law in the Texas legal code.
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    I don't hunt animals or people.
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    Listing the names of a bunch of animals does not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am guilty of anything.
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    Animals are crimes? Since when? People as well? Planets too? Sis, what are you smoking? Oh wait... did the smoke from the Canadian fires finally reach France?
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    Fixed it for you.
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    It is illegal to subpoena the God-and-Emperor or any witness that is against him.
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    What crimes have I committed?
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    I've never done anything that would warrant an indictment.
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    There's a lot that can be said about my reign as God-and-Emperor, but at least I've never been indicted...
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