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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Out of generosity, I've decided that you can be rewarded with up to 0.66% of my herd if you show up to work early.
  2. Canadian man starts another wildfire! -New York Times
  3. Me not spoiling episode 6 of BMF?
  4. You work, when I say you work. Bitch!
  5. I. 👏 Never. 👏 Lie. 👏
  6. Try that, and I'll make sure you don't live to see your next birthday.
  7. He's at work, so I'll answer for him:
  8. They are on a rotating plate, not in a microwave.
  9. Shut up heretic! Or I'll send you to the Spanish Inquisition!
  10. The last pope was Argentinian, why can't the next pope be Texan?
  11. That's just patently wrong. Don't you remember, I'm the God-and-Emperor, therefore why would I disagree with the idea of me being Pope as well?
  12. Don't take the Lord's name in vain!
  13. Don't worry, the College of Cardinals have named me the new Pope. Yeah, I'll be engaging in holy communion with the Italian cops.
  14. What are you talking about? I never said [redacted].
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