Hmmmm not sure about that but happy to give it a try
Not sure if I have told this story before but I do remember saving the UK from disaster and mayhem (quite) a few years ago
I was on holidays and staying in the doctors and nurses quarters in rural Kent and Sussex. While I was cooking (apparently everyone ate Marks and Sparks preprepared dinners), a very sad looking nurse came in and said that the world was ending.... because their TV had busted and they couldn’t watch Neighbours So I went and had a look, the aerial cable had broken. I went back into the kitchen, got some foil and rejoined the TV and antenna. Just like magic it was fixed. You would have thought I had saved their lives