Dhpiet77

I have. Lost several IQ points over the time that I watched it. Never have have I ever eaten bird's nest soup.

I've read this story up through this chapter twice, but the last time was about a year ago. I'm willing to read through it again to get grounded if the author starts the story up again.

I do. Never have I ever owned any video game device - computers don't count.

Nope. Never have I ever been interested in S&M.

velcro

tenure

ipecac

geophysicist

detour

martini

glasses full

Nope. Never have I ever been a civil engineer, but one of my grandfathers was.

stiff enough

Tejano - A native or inhabitant of Texas, esp. one of Mexican stock; a Texan.

run scared

Erythrocyte - a red blood corpuscle

Contender for the world's worst joke: A man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks him what his problem is. Man: "I have twine coming out of my ass. I pulled, but I haven't been able to pull it all of the way out." Doctor: "Drop trou, then bend over so I can see what seems to be the cause of the problem." The man does that, and the doctor says: "Well, I'll be. You do have yards and yards of twine coming out of your ass. Let me see if I can take care of your problem." So the doctor starts pulling on the twine, and after he pulls about 30 more yards of twine out, he can't pull any more out because of an obstruction. Man: "Doctor, I can't take this any more. Please see if you can if you can pull whatever is at the end of the twine out." The doctor gives a couple of good tugs before he suddenly pulls a bouquet of roses out of the man's ass. Both men were astounded. Man: "A bouquet of roses!?! Where in the world did those come from?" Doctor: "I don't know. There was no card attached."

Nope. Never have I ever sung the Guatemalan national anthem.

idiot

thesis

waistline measured

Hands

Celiac

Nope. Never have I ridden a lawman of any sort.

Great chapter! I did a spring tour through Andalusia not too long ago. It was an astonishing place, and the trip really has had a long lasting effect on me. I suggest reading ‘Ornament of the World’ by Maria Rosa Menocal before visiting there.