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  1. Hellsheild
    Sex: yeah! Rusty: Still thick as cement, twice as dense, and always about as hard Matty: I'll tell him when the time is right
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    Ok so Connor is going to convince John to be his masked villain towards Slicky and Ry taking bets who reveals their alter ego first Matty or Rusty? ($5 on Matty in a Spiderman kiss) at the same time confessing his true love for Rusty. (I don't know why Little Mermaid is what came but it works) Still want/waiting to see Jonathan's mom released on someone and her go Kaiju on them!
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    Well geez kidnapping and hostage negotiations. you know what this needs... An we definitely need the Mother buster Francine at one point even if it's against Rusty's father Glad Zoey shot her shot but because of the trial someone else may know who Coolplumb may be...
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    As the Bard put to paper in Hamlet "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark" Where's John, maybe he's the skeleton in the closet... I'm so glad I've never had to deal with sheep or that kind
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    they need to have like a mock fight dance West Side Story style then just practically have sex in costume on the roof, culminating in a smoke bomb exit into the night. But now I'm telling you your job.... Rusty knowing a secret almost looks like a bullhorn trying to be discreet. But now how will the dynamic duo face off against S.H.I.T. and their many queer(weird) minions?
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    Oh god the who's who switcheroo I'm Rusty, now I'm Rybalt. I'm Matty, now I'm Slicky Coolplumb, I'm Connor, now I'm an arsehole, I'm Spartacus My therapy bill is per persona (lol) I'm happy that Johnathan and Maddox are considering kids...Uncle Rusty will need to be leashed...Opps call Matty
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    Ok I'm recommending a YouTube vid to express Jonathan's anti Dex look and how fast it must have been (or what I imagined) . Overly Sarcastic Productions Dracula when they describe Van Hellsing's serious face. I'm glad Matty didn't fall for Xpress being Xpress again, and I'm waiting with bated breath for the reveal of the heroes and the sexy time destined to happen after (fingers crossed) (THAT'S RIGHT I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE GIFS THIS WEEK MUAHAHAHA! TREMBLE IN THE FACE OF UNPREPARED CHANGE....they may come back next chapter this just didn't feel like it needed any)
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    I'm still wracking my brain for an image from the "Nest" I know I've been saying I'm all for the superhero bit but this is starting to get ridiculous from S.H.I.T. to having a nest. (The hoods didn't strike a red flag because no one wants to be called out for being a party pooper post party) August seems like a coming train wreck that you can't stop and can't get away from. (what's her major function friend or foe? and I'm not touching the Xpress set up for the cliche he's in love with her line at the end. (also who doesn't know Joan Jett?)
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    I'm so loving the Batman Cat"woman" dynamic were getting here! Now Zoey needs a costume (not the incognito) the superhero kind. Like Mad Molly (Molly for Pretty in Pink actress) she's the muscle. We already got the goons for a good smack down with the impactions, sorry I meant the implications, no I mean the incontinent...close enough
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    A) Rusty is one kinky bastard b) Zoey...I'm just worried about her plan (don't drink the kool-aid) c) random thought I was going to guess Zoey dressing up to be Slicky's side-(-chick-)-kick D) S.H.I.T. is starting to happen E) When will Slicky make an appearance again? Will it be Masked kink vigilantes vs the Brainwashed? F) Leave that poor frog alone he doesn't deserve to be boiled...battered and deep fried is a different is a different kettle of fish.
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    Farewell

    Hellsheild commented on Carlos Hazday's story chapter in Farewell

    Ha, Jay's a little bitch! poor Liebe, more noise makers for her! this was a nice settling down spot. I can't wait for the next installment to this wonderful story
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    Scuba Diving

    Hellsheild commented on Carlos Hazday's story chapter in Scuba Diving

    ok so last time was Bond this time is Indiana Jones...so CJ Abello in American Joes and the Galleon of Spume this was a nice romp and fun adventure. I am excited for what the next chapter brings.
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    Sightseeing

    Hellsheild commented on Carlos Hazday's story chapter in Sightseeing

    Cue spy music as Abello, CJ Abello. working with Djzz Swallows, the D, and gadgets provided by P. Niles. Coming back from Smoking Cubans he now plays courier for 2 Presidents. Will American liason Noah Hardcok be his ally or does he have a stick up for our agent. Find out in From Cuba with Lust (yes I absolutely love making these)
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    Day Drinking

    Hellsheild commented on Carlos Hazday's story chapter in Day Drinking

    Well the Cuban's Yevgeny was slightly better and worse...but he seems to be an ok person after all the cloak and dagger is out of the way...for now I'm still waiting for Jay to either be beaten up by a colleague, CJ, a cuban colonel, or just get black bagged
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    Rusty: (someone needs to sit his goofy ass down and spell things out for him) Y O U L O V E H I M S T U P I D!!!!!! ALSO YOU NEED A THERAPIST. Johnathan or S.H.I.T. heads- Matty- Before After
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    Welcome

    Hellsheild commented on Carlos Hazday's story chapter in Welcome

    Been a while since we saw some physical action. Not since Rich took down the prick in the club line. Most surprising though was it was Oz... good show. Looks like we found our next Northman. Maybe he won't have his head as far up his own ass to learn his lesson.
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    I think the only 2 things I can add are Rusty
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    I've inly gotten to the Dom Sub part and OH MY GOD! Every time Matty apologized all I could think was the Anchorman fighting Canadians (no I could not find the gif so that had to do...strangely fits still)
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    Sunny Hill Irritated Turdchutes is starting shit they can't void (potty humor) Roy showing more affection than a glacier for once Children are precious AND of course SUPERMAN!!!!
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    Wow... just like Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I love a good toy shopping trip August- "I'm here because " John went from shithead to no that doesn't do him justice (the giant douche canoe) oh I know I haven't had to bring him out in a bit...(ahem)
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    Just A Taste

    Hellsheild commented on JujuTheDruid's story chapter in Just A Taste

    I got the inkling Mr. mysterious bad guy just might be more of a dick than Cody was and that's saying something welp till next chapter
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    Conner- Main Shit head John- Major Shit head Rusty- Matty- into Slicky Zoey-
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    While Still His

    Hellsheild commented on Laura S. Fox's story chapter in While Still His

    So it seems they went for rounds 2 possibly 3 or 4... and going to a 10 year old party as an acrobat anand an archer beautiful. now if Rusty had asked Matty to dress as Cat Noir (from Miraculous Ladybug thank you niblings) do you think he would put 2 and 2 together? then looking for fanfic is the universe trying to tell Rusty
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