Marty

I have wondered the same thing myself from time to time. I may just have to confiscate his stick with the horse's head handle....

I've never turned down an opportunity to nibble on a Scotch egg or two... Oh! You didn't mean those type of Scotch eggs?

*double high five*

I'm just glad neither you nor the old lady were hurt. Possessions can be replaced. People can't. I know I'm relatively new here... But does young Albert have a death wish? Both parties appear to have walked (or driven) away unharmed. That sounds like luck to me, considering what could have been the result.

Right, gang... I'm outa here for a while. Time to prepare dinner. Home made curried beef on a bed of boiled whole grain rice, followed by home made apple pie and custard. Yum! Chat you in an hour or so,

Charming! (pun intended) But it looked to me as though the car window wasn't actually wound down...

Don't you wish you knew I'm gonna hazard a guess at the first two... "And when he was good he was very, very good. And when he was bad he was wicked!"

I can't see the guy's right hand... That's not one of your selfies, is it, Gary?

And which two of those three categories do you fall into, young Albert?

Lovely wee tale! Almost makes me consider scrolling through all 6063 pages of the old CoTT forum to see what other gems lie therein... (Only almost, though.)

Dream on... 😛

Hey Kitt!

dughlas can have that one.

You can still access them though... can't you? I assume you are talking about this "closed to replies" forum..... https://gayauthors.org/forums/topic/39932-cards-on-the-table-by-headstall/

Well at least Google knows "Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire" Looks like you're going to be busy "Saturdays, Sundays & Labor Day Monday, August 3 through October 27, 2019"

The "kilting season" ... I've never heard of that ... Seems like Google hasn't either. When I tried searching for it, Google asked me if I meant "killing season" ...

I hope it's kilts you sell, and not guys....

Albert! Don't encourage misbehaviour. Albert! Don't listen to him.

Give me the shipping details, and I'll happily send you his kilt (once I've got it off him, that is) But I get to keep him!

G'day, dugh!

Better than all those muscle bound guys that Gary keeps offering us, anyway. Although... I think I might prefer the following, whom Gary offered to dughlas... (From his surroundings, he looks as though he may live a lot closer to me than he does to @dughlas as well.

I've hidden/blocked quite a few people on FB to maintain my sanity. I use it mainly to chat with my friends on Messenger. Yea. I still use Messenger as well. Simply because some of my friends have no other way of contacting me, unless they send me an SMS text (or actually ring me). I like the fact that on the smartphone I can open messenger without going through FB first. But, as I am a moderator on a couple of LGBT Support FB pages which are linked to me through my personal FB account, I still sometimes have to log in to my personal account to get to those support pages when Messenger informs me that someone has sent a message to one or other of those pages. But I deal with those messages and immediately log back out of FB again.

How the divil are ye, young Albert?

I basically stopped using FaceBook about six months ago on mental health grounds. But maybe I should start logging into it again... Nah! Scratch that! GA is all the social media I need these days.