Marty
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sturgeon
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Ayr, Scotland
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fowl shot
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closed
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Hi, young Albert! How's the craic with you today?
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There's not a single bad story on that site. Not sure if I can really pick a favourite, but Reggie's Journal is definitely a contender for that spot... @Ronyx sure knows how to write!
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iambic
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Knowing you, you'll just leave it in the microwave too long....
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Hi right bakaya, Gary! To tell the truth I never even heard the word clitoris during sex education at school. Actually, thinking about it, there was no sex education at school. We just studied reproduction in biology. Learning how an amoeba splits in two has been really very important to the rest of my life... I think the first time I came across the term clitoris was in 1970 with the publication of Germaine Greer's The Female Eunuch.
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gooseberry
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Newcastle West, Ireland
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messy
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The blitherin' Slytherin might just as well go back to sleep!
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All grand thanks, Thorn. Just back from scoping out a few sites for a possible photoshoot. Overcast today, but will head back on a day when the light is better. Hope all's well with you...
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All I can say is that he's got a nice face...
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Don't worry, Timothy... My sex education back in the 1960's was that pathetic that until the eighties I actually thought a clitoris was something that a woman pissed out of.
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*whisper* Don't tell anyone, but I have an almost finished limerick that shows Drew's eligibility to Tsardom as being patently flawed. And thanks for confirming his (not hers, its, or theirs) gender for me in that post...
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Well then he/she/it/they can just ask me to edit it if he/she/it/they wants. If I knew what grupyness is, I might be worried (then again I might not). Well at least a martin is a proper bird. It can fly! (*mumbles something about pesky penguins...) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [[[[[ ]]]]] <----- still safely locked away IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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bowl
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paper roses
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Marty is short for martin, which is a bird, ya pesky wannabe! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [[[[[ ]]]]] <----- safely locked away IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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There once was a contestant called slytherin Who just couldn't seem to stop ditherin' He hummed and he hawed About being a lord But it seems now his hopes they are witherin' *Marty grabs shiny and hides
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gathering
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outside toilet
