Razor

Awww... I can't curse and talk about doing the nasty... Soulmates, huh? I ain't buyin' it. I don't think there are people who are just magically made for each other. I think that is very misleading when people have to work for a relationship to be successful, and sometimes the person you love so much just doesn't love you as much. The real world is more complicated than that. People just seem to have this need to make everything happy and hunky dory even if they're not being logical about it. This game is gonna take a while to get used to... I don't know how to give someone something to respond to. Umm... ~drops a half naked man and backs away quickly~ Get after him, don't let him get away!

I found it kind of funny. I'll have sex with whoever I damn well please, regardless of any law. There's just no way someone's going to tell me what I can and cannot do on my own property in privacy so long as it doesn't harm anyone else.

Has anyone considered using spoiler boxes? You have to highlight the text That way you can include the answer in the post and keep the game from growing exponentially the way it has, lol. 1. I once told a teacher that he was "a f**king dumbass". 2. My favorite type of food is chinese. 3. I never want to get married.

An angel of course. A really, really hot angel. Tight, angular bone structure, clothed in small amounts of black. Slim, not muscular. Piercing eyes, multicolored, a mix of blue, green, and gold. Yeah I'm a freak. So, rounded features or angular features?

Vote. Discuss if you'd like.

I did that on purpose, hehe. 3.5 pages now... we're getting there. Conner... be prepared, because I'm just not satisfied with this one for some reason.

My thing is that grammar makes writing easier and more effective. No, I cannot explain anything in just one sentence. I'm just too scatterbrained. And besides, don't you just hate those people who spout off one or two sentences, then wonder why others don't understand? Almost as bad as those people who go on and on and on for six paragraphs... Grammar is the knowledge of writing correctly and effectively. Just as a painter must know what brushes and strokes to use, and a singer must know how to read music, so must an author know how to use their medium of choice. By the way, I like this title of Grammar Knight... it's nice. It makes me imagine a little final fantasy tactics (video game) character jumping around and spouting off things like "Subject-verb agreement!" and then BAM the other guy drops dead, bwaha!

I ain't saying I'll do it. I'm saying that if I finish this chapter of Ana before the sun comes up there's a good possibility I'll do it. Maybe. Kinda sorta.

Back in action officially, and about two pages into the next chapter. I intend to start spitting them out as fast as I can (which will probably be slow).

Hehe, this one time a guy named Larry Mills, a friend of my dad's left a note on our door that absolutely cracked me the hell up. "I came, I did not see, therefore I did not conquer. -Larry of Mills" I have no clue why it was so funny, but it made me giggle.

I despise lawyers in general because they're mostly lowdown, dirty, scheming, mean people. I've met about two that actually had moral standards. The rest make Hitler look like an okay guy. For instance, one of the major reasons I don't have the gigantic 300,000 dollar market value house we lived in is because the lawyer pulled a fast one in the middle of a bankruptcy, and was employed by both my mother and the bank that was dealing with our loan. I'm certain that's so illegal it's not funny, but it seems that a lot of documents cannot be found for some reason. The kicker? Last I heard the house was bought at an auction, one of those distressed property type deals, for something between three and four hundred dollars by a man living in Texas. In short, lawyers are generally sleazes. A few are nice, though. Too bad you guys don't beat up the bad ones.

I confess that I'm an insane, clingy, crush-having weirdo who, even after being rejected, still remains secretly hopeful about past relationships even though it's clear that they will never work that way. I also confess that I intend to go to England this summer and, with the aid of a good friend, find a gay bar and get drunk and felt up as soon as possible. It sounds so scandalous when I say it that way. Oh, and I love lawyer jokes, too. Secretly, I once considered pursuing law as a profession, but the good won out over the evil.

Haha, don't get me started about being rich. I wanna be filthy rich. I wanna be so rich it burns. Money money money money money, falling out of my ears! Why do I want to be filthy rich? Years of scraping by, that's why. I wanna have the money for things I want, not things I need. Big difference there. I will concede that money does not exactly equal happiness, but it's a damn good stepping stone. Luc said it really well in his last sentence. I want to have enough to share without cutting myself out of the equation. EDIT: Okay, I had to do a quick edit to add in a thought. It's all hunky dory to talk about being rich in kindness or love, but that doesn't pay bills, buy food, or put clothes on you. It's hard as hell to love anyone when you're worried about how you'll pay the rent or light bill. I have to say that I really believe that people who have had the luxury of having more than they need all their life just don't understand that fully. Sure, they get the concept kinda sorta, but they don't have that comprehension of exactly what it's like to be faced with the possibility of having nothing, period. It feels like you're naked, totally exposed to the world. All those careful little safety nets you've built fall down, all the eggs you nested away disappear, and suddenly you realize that you are the only thing holding you back from being utterly screwed. That's kinda scary.

You're my hero, bud. I never could've done that.

"You speak more eloquently than I do" is one of those cases of knowing what you're doing when you put I at the end of a sentence. Conner the Grammar Hun could explain that beautifully (in fact I think he was just showing off ). That little "than I do" part is actually an elliptical clause. The whole thing is "You speak more eloquently than I do speak eloquently". "than I do speak eloquently" is an adverb, describing how eloquently you speak. For the sake of convenience and for the simple fact that it just seems obvious, we leave off the last half of clauses like that, which is why they're elliptical. It is for that reason it could be validly argued that in that sentence, "I" is not a noun at all, because it's part of an adverb clause. It's got a noun and verb in it, sure, but since that verb isn't the real verb and it's got a noun to go with it, it's a clause (not to mention it has "than" in front of it... that's a good indicator, too). Since it's a clause that's telling to what degree your speech is eloquent, it is indeed an ~drum roll~ adverb clause. Clauses change the rules of the game. That's the way I'd look at it, anyway. I guess you could think I was being used objectively if you left off that "do" at the end that's a dead giveaway, but it is indeed still an elliptical clause. "You speak more eloquently than I speak eloquently" is what you would have there. Elliptical clauses suck, indeed, but the sneaky buggers make us able to be lazy. Elliptical adverb clauses... the breakfast of champions. Kitty dearest, haven't we all realized that I'm a genius yet? And don't get me started about how messed up graduation was, lol, you should've been there. Mississippi at its finest. OH! While we're talking about case! We know there's nominative and objective, yes? Well there's also possessive! I just used it, too, which is why I thought about it. This is a pretty easy way to remember the it's/its thing, too. Its is possessive, and it's is a contraction of it and is. Why? Because its has a whole damn case to itself, ain't that nifty? It is a possessive case pronoun, yay!

Gay Boyfriend By The Hazards One two ready go! I'm tired of boys who make me cry They cheat on me and they tell me lies. I want a love who'll never stray. When he sees other girls he looks away. And if he never kisses me well that's alright Cause we can just cuddle all night. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend! I don't really care that you are queer. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend! I never feel lonely when you are near. It'll be a great romance; We'll go shopping and buy tight pants! You don't care how big my ass is, Just how fabulous my dress is. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend! I don't really care that you are queer. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend! I never feel lonely when you are near. He'll cry at movies on our dates, romantic comedies sure are great! And when you cry I'll dry your tears Cause I'll always think that you are fierce. Well I like cigarettes and that's no gag, but you'll always be my favorite fag, you'll always be my favorite fag, you'll always be my favorite faaaaaaaaaaaaag! Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend! I don't really care that you are queer. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend! I never feel lonely when you are near. Oh come on, could it be any cuter?

My problem seems to be that I cross the line too much. I've decided that the real problem is I'm blind. I can't see the line, and therefore have no idea of when I've actually crossed it. I also decided that I've been living on the other side of it for years now. Who needs the line anyway? We should all dance on it, muah ha ha! This has been a random thought message based on the thought that people shouldn't get so riled up over what comes out of other people's mouths, thank you for listening, and feel free to discuss the things that you think are just so far over the line it's unreal, and even just where you think the line is at. Converse, converse, and converse some more. Now. Get on it, idiots. Oh wait, there's that damn line again...

You know, I have to stay a little buzzed to put up with them all. After about three beers and a little smoke, the relatives were ever so much easier to get along with. After the fifth beer they were plain damn awesome. My grandmother and her boytoy, my sister and her boytoy, my crazy redneck uncle and his wife all came over. It wasn't a good mix. Grandma's well to do and high class. Sister's a little nutso and has a thing for darker guys. Uncle's far too fond of racist jokes and redneckishness. My aunt Jennifer's always pretty nifty, though. Me? As always, I'm everyone's favorite, hehe. No, seriously... for some reason they like me, I don't get it, weirdos. Maybe it's my strange ability to smile and nod at just about everybody when I have to. My sister's little boyfriend is okay. About halfway through my uncle visiting, I was ready to spaz the hell out from all the tension in the air. Told him if he knew where to get a handful of valium I'd gladly pay and share and he offered to drive if I could find anybody, lmao. We ALL needed them, badly. My family's such a mess, lol. It was an interesting weekend, a little too interesting for my taste. Being bored is extremely underrated.

It's a nice place. Watch out for... ~lowers voice to whisper~ teh gayz. Yep, keep your eyes peeled, seems like for some reason they're everywhere around here. You close your eyes for a second and BAM, you'll be fabulousified.

I hate teletubbies so much. My little brother used to watch that show constantly, and if you ever actually sit down and watch... it's dumb as hell. Again, again!

People just don't know enough about grammar to use these correctly. "Me" is an objective case pronoun, meaning it's going to be used as an object. Object of... something, lot of times the object of a preposition, like at. Jill can't be angry at I. Jill can be angry at me. I is a nominative case pronoun, meaning it's gonna be used as a noun. It also happens to be a proper noun because of reasons we ain't even gonna get into cause I'll get way the hell off on a tangent. I is nominative. Me is objective. Nouns can do things, right? Makes sense that nominative case pronouns can do things then, huh? I went to the store. I did something, didn't I? Objects don't do much, do they? They usually get things done to 'em, right? Or they just sit there, whatever. The store fell on me. Something happened to me, didn't it? Objective, nominative. All about pronoun case, baby. If 75% of grammatical mistakes are about the verb, the other 25% are about pronoun case. I hope that wasn't confusing. To understand it you might need some former schooling in grammar to know where objects usually go in a sentence, like a direct object, object of a preposition, or retained object. Things like that are just things you have to know in order to break down the weird things so that you understand them. Oh and um... never use I at the end of a sentence unless you really know what you're doing. Good general rule. Jill was angry at Tom and I. <---- that is NOT grammatically correct. NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT. NOT. NO NO NO. Bad puppy! Jill was angry at Tom and me. <--- Correct Jill and me were angry at Tom. <---- NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! Jill and I were angry at Tom<----- YAY! Correct! See the difference? Nominative used as a noun. Objective used as an object.

You're a better woman than I am, Sharon. My pasta comes out of a box, muah ha ha. Not the sauce... though I do admit that my tomato does come from a can. ~nods in shame~

Tonight I'm making spaghetti. If you don't know how to make spaghetti, then we'll have problems, lol. Umm... let me see, you want some "ideas"... Egg rolls. They're surprisingly easy to make, and very healthy. If you take a little time to experiment, you can come up with some things that you like and are actually not so bad for you. Sure, they're fried, but they're practically all veggies! Plus, you can put absolutely anything in an egg roll... so it could be chinesey stuff, or it could be a pizza roll, or it could be a savory type thing. When I'm short on time, I break out the frozen chicken breasts cause they thaw fast and you can do a billion things with 'em. Match 'em with cheese, potatoes, and bread crumbs and you have a meal. You could just cook 'em up and dice to serve in a salad. Like I said, billions of things to do with them. If you want real chicken and dumplings, then hit me up. Silly northerners try to put pasta in broth and pass it off as food. Psh, I laugh at you all. Dropped dumplings are the only way to go. That makes a meal, and leftovers get better and better every time you heat them up. Match it with some kind of bread, whatever your fancy (being southern... I like cornbread). You got kids, huh? Anything in a crock pot. It takes absolutely no effort, just throw meat, veggies, whatever into the pot, and set it on low. Let it cook while you do whatever all day and it'll be ready for dinner that night. So yeah, basically I take everything and southernify it when I cook it. If you're not from down here, you should give it a try sometime. Iced sweet tea (you northerners should know that you are forbidden to make tea) and cornbread are underrated.

This weekend is my me time. I've been playing Chrono Trigger for the last eleven hours, and I think I'll probably collapse sometime soon or start getting giggly from lack of sleep. Gonna get back in a good mood, and try to get in the right frame of mind to get on with the stuff on my little to-do list. Time to quit smoking (yeah right, how many times have I said that?), lose some weight, get the last of my college junk in order, and do some random house keeping type things in my life. I'm actually looking forward to getting all organized and in order... weird.

Even if that were precisely the case, that's not a legitimate reason to ask for that much money. I don't consider being reminded of something you have issues with "trauma". I consider trauma being more like watching your mother get disemboweled, or seeing an insane trucker eat your pet... you know, something really nutso. So it wasn't a good decision, yeah, fire that sub and get on with life. I dislike when people make a mountain out of a molehill, especially when money is likely their incentive.